a***e
发帖数: 1073 | 1 昨天同学A在逗iphone 4s的电子秘书玩，
A：I love you
siri：You hardly know me.
A: I want to know you more.
siri:Give it time.
A: Will you marry me?
Siri: It is not in your contract.
A: could you find me a hooker?
Siri: It is illegal, but I will try my best.
然后另一个男生，B借了iphone，继续逗siri
B：I love you.
Siri: I love you too.
B就得意地跟A说，see， siri think you are not as cute as me.
A说，How could she know?
B: It is an EYE-phone. She could see. |
p******e
发帖数: 4263 | 2 haha
【在 a***e 的大作中提到】
: 昨天同学A在逗iphone 4s的电子秘书玩，
: A：I love you
: siri：You hardly know me.
: A: I want to know you more.
: siri:Give it time.
: A: Will you marry me?
: Siri: It is not in your contract.
: A: could you find me a hooker?
: Siri: It is illegal, but I will try my best.
: 然后另一个男生，B借了iphone，继续逗siri
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h*********r
发帖数: 7786 | 3 LOL
【在 a***e 的大作中提到】
: 昨天同学A在逗iphone 4s的电子秘书玩，
: A：I love you
: siri：You hardly know me.
: A: I want to know you more.
: siri:Give it time.
: A: Will you marry me?
: Siri: It is not in your contract.
: A: could you find me a hooker?
: Siri: It is illegal, but I will try my best.
: 然后另一个男生，B借了iphone，继续逗siri
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a***e
发帖数: 1073 | 4 上个学期，我的一个同学教一门本科基础课，
有个学生给他的teaching evaluation是
“The professor is too loud. I could not sleep in class."
我同学差点被气晕过去 |
a***e
发帖数: 1073 | 5 Siri不仅仅很smart，有时还很sweet
我同学跟她说，Today is my birthday
Siri说，I'm sorry that I don't have a present for you.
跟她说话就像跟真的秘书一样，
apple做的东西真的很人性化
【在 h*********r 的大作中提到】
: LOL
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s*******s
发帖数: 5087 | |
h*********r
发帖数: 7786 | 7 哈哈哈
【在 a***e 的大作中提到】
: 上个学期，我的一个同学教一门本科基础课，
: 有个学生给他的teaching evaluation是
: “The professor is too loud. I could not sleep in class."
: 我同学差点被气晕过去
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h*********r
发帖数: 7786 | 8 换4S～
【在 a***e 的大作中提到】
: Siri不仅仅很smart，有时还很sweet
: 我同学跟她说，Today is my birthday
: Siri说，I'm sorry that I don't have a present for you.
: 跟她说话就像跟真的秘书一样，
: apple做的东西真的很人性化
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 9 One of these day, Apple is going to come up with
iWife and iHusband, thereby ending the age-old
traditional institutions of marriage and family once
and for all. |
h*********r
发帖数: 7786 | 10 我预订一打IHusband～
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: One of these day, Apple is going to come up with
: iWife and iHusband, thereby ending the age-old
: traditional institutions of marriage and family once
: and for all.
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o******g
发帖数: 10263 | 11 sweet
【在 h*********r 的大作中提到】
: 我预订一打IHusband～
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 12 来了一个报名的；还差11个。
【在 o******g 的大作中提到】
: sweet
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o******g
发帖数: 10263 | 13 i am as good as a dozen
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 来了一个报名的；还差11个。
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 14 ……Hats off!
【在 o******g 的大作中提到】
: i am as good as a dozen
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h*********r
发帖数: 7786 | 15 赞！
【在 o******g 的大作中提到】
: i am as good as a dozen
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a***e
发帖数: 1073 | 16 apple应该生产可以customize的iHusband，
有n多可以升级的feature，
利用女人的攀比心理就能大赚一笔，lol
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: One of these day, Apple is going to come up with
: iWife and iHusband, thereby ending the age-old
: traditional institutions of marriage and family once
: and for all.
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M**e
发帖数: 5719 | 17 lol
【在 a***e 的大作中提到】
: 昨天同学A在逗iphone 4s的电子秘书玩，
: A：I love you
: siri：You hardly know me.
: A: I want to know you more.
: siri:Give it time.
: A: Will you marry me?
: Siri: It is not in your contract.
: A: could you find me a hooker?
: Siri: It is illegal, but I will try my best.
: 然后另一个男生，B借了iphone，继续逗siri
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c****e
发帖数: 9482 | 18 嗯， 我不介意多一个ihusband
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 来了一个报名的；还差11个。
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Y**********r
发帖数: 1222 | 19 lol,apple很辛苦啊
【在 a***e 的大作中提到】
: 昨天同学A在逗iphone 4s的电子秘书玩，
: A：I love you
: siri：You hardly know me.
: A: I want to know you more.
: siri:Give it time.
: A: Will you marry me?
: Siri: It is not in your contract.
: A: could you find me a hooker?
: Siri: It is illegal, but I will try my best.
: 然后另一个男生，B借了iphone，继续逗siri
|
s******e
发帖数: 16668 | 20 LOL。这个牛。
【在 a***e 的大作中提到】
: 上个学期，我的一个同学教一门本科基础课，
: 有个学生给他的teaching evaluation是
: “The professor is too loud. I could not sleep in class."
: 我同学差点被气晕过去
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a***e
发帖数: 1073 | 21 如果人家喜欢你，越看越顺眼，
如果不喜欢你，总能找到可抱怨的地方
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】
: LOL。这个牛。
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