a***e 发帖数: 1073 | 1 昨天同学A在逗iphone 4s的电子秘书玩,
A:I love you
siri:You hardly know me.
A: I want to know you more.
siri:Give it time.
A: Will you marry me?
Siri: It is not in your contract.
A: could you find me a hooker?
Siri: It is illegal, but I will try my best.
然后另一个男生,B借了iphone,继续逗siri
B:I love you.
Siri: I love you too.
B就得意地跟A说,see, siri think you are not as cute as me.
A说,How could she know?
B: It is an EYE-phone. She could see. |
p******e 发帖数: 4263 | 2 haha
【在 a***e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 昨天同学A在逗iphone 4s的电子秘书玩, : A:I love you : siri:You hardly know me. : A: I want to know you more. : siri:Give it time. : A: Will you marry me? : Siri: It is not in your contract. : A: could you find me a hooker? : Siri: It is illegal, but I will try my best. : 然后另一个男生,B借了iphone,继续逗siri
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h*********r 发帖数: 7786 | 3 LOL
【在 a***e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 昨天同学A在逗iphone 4s的电子秘书玩, : A:I love you : siri:You hardly know me. : A: I want to know you more. : siri:Give it time. : A: Will you marry me? : Siri: It is not in your contract. : A: could you find me a hooker? : Siri: It is illegal, but I will try my best. : 然后另一个男生,B借了iphone,继续逗siri
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a***e 发帖数: 1073 | 4 上个学期,我的一个同学教一门本科基础课,
有个学生给他的teaching evaluation是
“The professor is too loud. I could not sleep in class."
我同学差点被气晕过去 |
a***e 发帖数: 1073 | 5 Siri不仅仅很smart,有时还很sweet
我同学跟她说,Today is my birthday
Siri说,I'm sorry that I don't have a present for you.
跟她说话就像跟真的秘书一样,
apple做的东西真的很人性化
【在 h*********r 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : LOL
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h*********r 发帖数: 7786 | 7 哈哈哈
【在 a***e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 上个学期,我的一个同学教一门本科基础课, : 有个学生给他的teaching evaluation是 : “The professor is too loud. I could not sleep in class." : 我同学差点被气晕过去
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h*********r 发帖数: 7786 | 8 换4S~
【在 a***e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : Siri不仅仅很smart,有时还很sweet : 我同学跟她说,Today is my birthday : Siri说,I'm sorry that I don't have a present for you. : 跟她说话就像跟真的秘书一样, : apple做的东西真的很人性化
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N****f 发帖数: 25759 | 9 One of these day, Apple is going to come up with
iWife and iHusband, thereby ending the age-old
traditional institutions of marriage and family once
and for all. |
h*********r 发帖数: 7786 | 10 我预订一打IHusband~
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : One of these day, Apple is going to come up with : iWife and iHusband, thereby ending the age-old : traditional institutions of marriage and family once : and for all.
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o******g 发帖数: 10263 | 11 sweet
【在 h*********r 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 我预订一打IHusband~
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N****f 发帖数: 25759 | 12 来了一个报名的;还差11个。
【在 o******g 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : sweet
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o******g 发帖数: 10263 | 13 i am as good as a dozen
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 来了一个报名的;还差11个。
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N****f 发帖数: 25759 | 14 ……Hats off!
【在 o******g 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : i am as good as a dozen
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h*********r 发帖数: 7786 | 15 赞!
【在 o******g 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : i am as good as a dozen
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a***e 发帖数: 1073 | 16 apple应该生产可以customize的iHusband,
有n多可以升级的feature,
利用女人的攀比心理就能大赚一笔,lol
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : One of these day, Apple is going to come up with : iWife and iHusband, thereby ending the age-old : traditional institutions of marriage and family once : and for all.
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M**e 发帖数: 5719 | 17 lol
【在 a***e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 昨天同学A在逗iphone 4s的电子秘书玩, : A:I love you : siri:You hardly know me. : A: I want to know you more. : siri:Give it time. : A: Will you marry me? : Siri: It is not in your contract. : A: could you find me a hooker? : Siri: It is illegal, but I will try my best. : 然后另一个男生,B借了iphone,继续逗siri
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c****e 发帖数: 9482 | 18 嗯, 我不介意多一个ihusband
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 来了一个报名的;还差11个。
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Y**********r 发帖数: 1222 | 19 lol,apple很辛苦啊
【在 a***e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 昨天同学A在逗iphone 4s的电子秘书玩, : A:I love you : siri:You hardly know me. : A: I want to know you more. : siri:Give it time. : A: Will you marry me? : Siri: It is not in your contract. : A: could you find me a hooker? : Siri: It is illegal, but I will try my best. : 然后另一个男生,B借了iphone,继续逗siri
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s******e 发帖数: 16668 | 20 LOL。这个牛。
【在 a***e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 上个学期,我的一个同学教一门本科基础课, : 有个学生给他的teaching evaluation是 : “The professor is too loud. I could not sleep in class." : 我同学差点被气晕过去
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a***e 发帖数: 1073 | 21 如果人家喜欢你,越看越顺眼,
如果不喜欢你,总能找到可抱怨的地方
【在 s******e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : LOL。这个牛。
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