N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 HuNan 讨论区 】
发信人: gamor (贝壳), 信区: HuNan
标 题: Re: 说个笑话，吃个包子（共20个）
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Mar 7 12:40:44 2013, 美东)
Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
contains female hormones (as hops contain phyto-oestrogens) and drinking it
may turn men into women. To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of
beer each to drink within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100%
of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became
overly emotional, couldn’t drive, failed to think rationally, argued over
nothing, refused to apologize when obviously wrong, and had to sit down
while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary. |
s**********8
发帖数: 25265 | 2 this is true
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【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 HuNan 讨论区 】
: 发信人: gamor (贝壳), 信区: HuNan
: 标 题: Re: 说个笑话，吃个包子（共20个）
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Mar 7 12:40:44 2013, 美东)
: Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a recent
: analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should
: take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
: contains female hormones (as hops contain phyto-oestrogens) and drinking it
: may turn men into women. To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of
: beer each to drink within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100%
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m**y
发帖数: 18546 | 3 这么说，喝beer可以让女人们变得更丰满吗？
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【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 HuNan 讨论区 】
: 发信人: gamor (贝壳), 信区: HuNan
: 标 题: Re: 说个笑话，吃个包子（共20个）
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Mar 7 12:40:44 2013, 美东)
: Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a recent
: analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should
: take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
: contains female hormones (as hops contain phyto-oestrogens) and drinking it
: may turn men into women. To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of
: beer each to drink within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100%
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 4 Only in the belly, unfortunately.
【在 m**y 的大作中提到】
: 这么说，喝beer可以让女人们变得更丰满吗？
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: recent
: should
: it
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m**y
发帖数: 18546 | 5 幸好我不喜欢喝
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: Only in the belly, unfortunately.
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s**********8
发帖数: 25265 | 6 not true
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: Only in the belly, unfortunately.
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 7 Me neither...but it didn't help much in the belly department.
【在 m**y 的大作中提到】
: 幸好我不喜欢喝
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m**y
发帖数: 18546 | 8 貌似不大啊？
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: Me neither...but it didn't help much in the belly department.
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 9 Also in the thighs?
【在 s**********8 的大作中提到】
: not true
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 10 It all depends on the season. It tends to reach the peak volume
right around this time of the year—late winter, early spring. By
mid-September, things will look much more optimistic.
【在 m**y 的大作中提到】
: 貌似不大啊？
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m**y
发帖数: 18546 | 11 冷张热缩，
【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: It all depends on the season. It tends to reach the peak volume
: right around this time of the year—late winter, early spring. By
: mid-September, things will look much more optimistic.
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 12 确实，哈哈。
【在 m**y 的大作中提到】
: 冷张热缩，
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S*******n
发帖数: 12762 | 13 lol
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【在 N****f 的大作中提到】
: 【 以下文字转载自 HuNan 讨论区 】
: 发信人: gamor (贝壳), 信区: HuNan
: 标 题: Re: 说个笑话，吃个包子（共20个）
: 发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Mar 7 12:40:44 2013, 美东)
: Scientists for Health UK suggested that, considering the results of a recent
: analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should
: take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
: contains female hormones (as hops contain phyto-oestrogens) and drinking it
: may turn men into women. To test the theory, 100 men were given 6 pints of
: beer each to drink within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100%
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