l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Pre_Resident_Club 俱乐部 】
发信人: lovelypony (pony), 信区: Pre_Resident_Club
标 题: 接着贴steps学习的口诀吧
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Dec 11 12:11:05 2010, 美东)
前阵决心戒网,洗心革面,把所有的帖子都删了。但是每逢情绪低落,需要帮助的时候
,还是有众多网友热心帮忙鼓励,无以回报,还是接着贴吧,大家监督我上网只是为了
学习~~~
Bloody diarrhea,注明这个不是原创。
CASES:
Campylobacter
Ameoba
Salmonella
E.Coli
Shigella
Nonbloody diarrhea,这个比较恶俗,一看就是pony编的。
SS感染了virus(pony可没暗示是HIV),蒙古医生给BCG,治是治不好的,但不会流血
(nonbloody)。
Staph
Scombroid
Viruses
Bacillus cereus
Cryptosporidiosis
Giardia |
l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 2 有个同学发了包子要看齐小宝的7个老婆,其实贴出来过,如果该同学没看的,就现在补上:
六LP漂亮(Pyridoxine),所以lesbian的三弟喜欢(required for synthesis of niacin
),小宝就更不用提了,六姨每次都让小宝转危为安(转胺,cofactor in
transamination),小宝一见到六姨就忙着脱蓑衣(脱羧,focator in
decarboxylation recation),写血书表示(不用这招人家不相信哈,cofactor in
heme synthesis),饭也不用吃了靠糖原(cofactor in glycogen phosphorylase)。
小宝看不到六姨了,就生气(hyperiritability),抽风(convulsions),发神经(
peripheral neuropathy)。
七LP比较白(Biotin),不过不吃香,小宝一见六LP就脱蓑衣,可是一见七LP就赶紧穿蓑衣(cofactor for carboxylation),18-不宜,嘻嘻。。所以七LP天天气鼓鼓的(carry CO2).
小LP(B12)狂啰嗦,天天bala bala(cobalamin),弄得是人都受不了,只有动物才能接受(only found in animal products),但是小LP还是有二技之长,要不这么啰嗦早被休了,一个本身就是会下蛋(cofactor for synthesis of Methionine,蛋氨酸),还有一个就是会弄琥珀(essential for Succinyl-CoA)。
小宝的七个LP到此结束。 |
s******t 发帖数: 579 | 3 Great great post! keep it up! |
l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 4 不记得这个以前是不是贴过了:
nephrotic syndrome: SAD MM,脸肿了,脚肿了,能不SAD嘛。
S: focal Segmental glomerulosclerosis
A: Amyloidosis
D: Diabetic nephropathy
M: Minimal change disease
M: Membranous nephropathy |
l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 5 BP必须控制在130/80mmHg以内的情况:
DRS aRe Cautious:这个确实是比较小心翼翼的。
Diabetes
Renal insufficiency
Stroke
Retinopathy
CHF |
l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 6 几个有地域性的口诀,声明pony对这个地方的XDJM绝无偏见,就是为了编口诀方便。
pony冒了斗胆贴出来的~
武汉哥哥
河南老婆
上海阿飞
武汉哥哥,WH GG need plasmapheresis:
Walderstrom's
HUS/TTP
Goodpasture's
Guillain-Barre
爱河南老婆的有些痴呆,老刀千万别拍我啊~~~~
dementia: Ai HN LP
Alzheimer's
Huntington's
Normal pressure hydrocephalus
Lewy body dementia
Pick's
给上海阿飞做腰穿一定要先照CT,上海阿飞可不好惹吆~~~
SH AF(阿飞)needs CT to perform LP
Seizure
History of CNS diseases
Altered consiousness
Focal neuro symptoms
Late/delayed LP
Papilledema
再次声明绝无冒犯之意。。。也不指着老刀发包子了~~~ |
k*****e 发帖数: 372 | 7 Stroke血压控制在130是指hemorrhagic stroke,ischemic stroke的高血压是保护性提
供脑血流的,不建议低于160/100 |
k*****e 发帖数: 372 | 8 我也跟个BUG原创的bloody diarrhea KJ:
一碗沙砾,大肠艰难啊~
一:耶尔森菌(Yersinia)
碗:空场弯曲菌
沙:沙门菌
粒:痢疾,志贺菌
大肠:E.Coli
艰难:艰难芽胞梭菌(C.difficile)
啊:阿米巴~ |
m****8 发帖数: 419 | |
l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 10 thanks a lot for your baozi~~~~~motivated~~~~
【在 m****8 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : thanks for sharing
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l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 11 Kawalee, don't mean to argue with you, but I think the stroke here means hx
of stroke, not acute management of stroke.
This is from uptodate:
The available evidence suggests that it may be reasonable to start or
intensify antihypertensive therapy in middle-aged or older patients who have
had a cerebrovascular event in the preceding two weeks to five years, who
are stable, and who have no contraindication to blood pressure lowering. As
noted above, the 2006 American Heart Association/American Stroke Association
Guidelines recommend antihypertensive therapy for all patients with a
stroke and TIA, and support the use of diuretics and the combination of
diuretics and an ACE inhibitor, but do not provide firm blood pressure goals.
For patients who have had a stroke or transient ischemic attack from a
mechanism other than large cervicocephalic artery stenosis, we propose the
following approach:
We recommend a goal blood pressure of less than 140/90 mmHg compared with
higher pressures.
We suggest (a weaker recommendation) an attempt to lower the systolic
pressure below 130 to 135 mmHg if it can be achieved without producing
significant side effects.
For patients who fulfill the entry criteria in ACCORD BP (type 2 diabetes
plus either cardiovascular disease or at least two additional risk factors
for cardiovascular disease), the risks and burdens of aiming for a goal
systolic pressure of less than 120 mmHg (more side effects, extra patient
visits, and increased cost) plus the lack of experience of almost all
physicians in attaining such a goal may be too great a burden to achieve the
small reduction in stroke that may be attained. However, such a goal may be
considered in highly motivated patients who would accept more aggressive
antihypertensive therapy to further reduce their risk of stroke.
【在 k*****e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : Stroke血压控制在130是指hemorrhagic stroke,ischemic stroke的高血压是保护性提 : 供脑血流的,不建议低于160/100
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k*****e 发帖数: 372 | 12 Oh, I see what you mean |
l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 13 torsades: MM hates FAT, wants S shape~~~~他杀的,她傻的,呵呵,反正就这个意思啦。
Malnourished pt predisposed to low Mg (alcoholics)
Moxifloxacin
Fluconazole
Amiodarone
TCA,
Sotalo |
l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 14 这个有点种族歧视嫌疑,斑竹看着办吧。
do not do surgery:
阿三脑子有病,娶了16个胖太,才生了两个baby。这种人开刀也治不好。
阿三(A3)脑子有病(encephalopathy),娶了16个胖太(PT16),才生了2个baby(
bilirubin 2)。
albumin<3
encephalopathy
PT>16
bilirubin>2 |
l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 15 uw很无耻的还考了一个Glasgow coma scale的评分,觉得不会考,还是编了个口诀以防
万一:
四眼很威武的开了个Mazda 6.
四眼:Eye评4分。
威武:V5(王菲姐夫在演唱会就举了个这个牌子,恶俗啊),verbal评5分。
Mazda 6:Motor评6分。
具体一项一项的就有个印象就行了吧。 |
l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 16 这个step1和step2都很爱考,希望自己考试的时候还能记住:
induction of P-450: 这个大家都知道吧,不知道的面壁。
Queen Barb Refuse Phen Sit Gray Car.
Inhibition of P-450: 不知道的面壁。
Inhibitors Stop Crying Kids from Eating Grapefruit.
Metabolsim by P-450:
话说阿Q被大赦,幸运的娶了茶宝宝,可是还是三天两头的吵架,pony就劝他别吵啦,
拍拍MP气就消了,就被450给代谢啦。
阿Q(AQ),No War,Please MP 茶 BB。
A:amide anesthetics
Q: quinidine
N: nifedipine
War: warfarin
P:Phenytoin
M: metoprolol
P: propranolol
茶:theophylline
B: benzodiazepines
B: barrbiturates |
s*******d 发帖数: 1079 | 17 真是佩服的无体投地!
我斗胆猜测,你家娃儿是不是都不用买故事书了?光是每天整天缠着听妈妈编故事就听
不过来了的。pony才气堪比当年的鞠萍姐姐啊,哈哈。 |
l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 18 I am flattered, actually I was trying to "throw the bricks", I know quite a
few big cow -- they are much better but just don't show off like
shallow pony...
【在 s*******d 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 真是佩服的无体投地! : 我斗胆猜测,你家娃儿是不是都不用买故事书了?光是每天整天缠着听妈妈编故事就听 : 不过来了的。pony才气堪比当年的鞠萍姐姐啊,哈哈。
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l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 19 新鲜出炉的personality disorder:
cluster A: 我考了个A,SS很狐疑。SS is paranoid.
S:schzoid
S:schizotypal
Paranoid
cluster B: Boy,汗(HAN)~~~pony小时候考试如果没有考好,不等父母批评,先自己嚎
啕大哭,汗~~
Boy: borderline
H: histrionic
A: antisocial
N: narcissitic
cluster C: Avoid DO it.好像语法不通,不过pony本来就是个语法盲,等着牛人拍砖
吧,所幸face还是够厚的~~
Avoid
D: dependent
O: obcessive
原谅typo,照着印象type的,懒得回去翻书了。 |
l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 20 conditions that need surgery at birth:
pony不是外科医生,所以就交给儿外,pony可以回去接着睡大觉了:I GO BED
I: Imperorated anus, and intestinal atresia
GO: Gastrochiasis, Omphalocele
BED: Bladder exstroph, Esophageal atresia, Diaphragmatic hernia. |
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g*******l 发帖数: 58 | 21 Nice effort.
Sigh, unfortunately I need to 面壁. I forgot what has been instinct.
【在 l********y 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 这个step1和step2都很爱考,希望自己考试的时候还能记住: : induction of P-450: 这个大家都知道吧,不知道的面壁。 : Queen Barb Refuse Phen Sit Gray Car. : Inhibition of P-450: 不知道的面壁。 : Inhibitors Stop Crying Kids from Eating Grapefruit. : Metabolsim by P-450: : 话说阿Q被大赦,幸运的娶了茶宝宝,可是还是三天两头的吵架,pony就劝他别吵啦, : 拍拍MP气就消了,就被450给代谢啦。 : 阿Q(AQ),No War,Please MP 茶 BB。 : A:amide anesthetics
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l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 22 这个是新鲜出炉的,还有待polish。
glomerulonepheritis:
Wegener(wegner's)去赶考CS(churg-strauss),一心想考个A(IgA nepheritis)的。在
去airport(Alport's)的路上看着一个叫henoch的,拿着pan(PAN),背后栓着链子(post
-strep)在讨钱,wegener好歹是SH goodman(SLE,HUS/TTP, goodpature's)么,恻隐心
大发,给了大把银子,结果反而挨揍,被打得尿血了~
您别说,pony真认识一个叫wegner的医生,当年有没有唱这一出就不得而知了。
原谅typo,就是想检验一下自己是否记住了~~有错误的话请指出~~~ |
m****8 发帖数: 419 | |
l********y 发帖数: 2295 | 24 endocarditis prophylaxis:这个以前贴过了,要和手术指征放在一起记住。
to get antibiotics, you need DRS(abbreviation of doctors, stands for Dental,
Respiratory, Skin) to give you PE & CT (Prosthetic valves, Endocarditis,
Cyanotic heart disease, Transplant).
IE什么时候valve replacement: RAPE is Fun,这样的想法多危险,赶紧的换了修理了。
R:rupture
A:abscess
P:prosthetic valves
E:embolic events
Fun:fungal endocarditis |
b********1 发帖数: 7 | 25 Can anyone post the first part for Vitame b again? Thanks |