l********y
发帖数: 2295 | 1 Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is.
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree
, but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's.. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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发帖数: 554 | | g*******l
发帖数: 58 | 3 Funny, :).
Need more.
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: Children Are Quick
: ____________________________________
: TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
: MARIA: Here it is.
: TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
: CLASS: Maria.
: ____________________________________
: TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
: __________________________________________
| S*****4
发帖数: 153 | 4 VERY funny, thank you pony for this joke!
【在 l********y 的大作中提到】
: Children Are Quick
: ____________________________________
: TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
: MARIA: Here it is.
: TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
: CLASS: Maria.
: ____________________________________
: TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
: __________________________________________
| u*****0
发帖数: 156 | 5 Professional forum. Children's play is NOT welcome. But we can all use a
chuckle.
【在 l********y 的大作中提到】
: Children Are Quick
: ____________________________________
: TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
: MARIA: Here it is.
: TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
: CLASS: Maria.
: ____________________________________
: TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
: __________________________________________
| R**********n
发帖数: 473 | 6 my hubby answered the same for the last two.
very funny!
【在 l********y 的大作中提到】
: Children Are Quick
: ____________________________________
: TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
: MARIA: Here it is.
: TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
: CLASS: Maria.
: ____________________________________
: TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
: __________________________________________
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