我觉得可以挑两个做展板 en~
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甲：听说萨科奇不想出席北京奥运会？
乙：因为他害怕他布吕尼趁他不在又去拍裸照。
甲：听说默克尔也要抵制北京奥运会？
乙：因为她拍裸照没人看。
甲：听说加拿大总理也不出席北京奥运会？
乙：因为他不想坐在第二排。
甲：听说波兰总理也在抵制北京奥运会？
乙：波兰？波兰是什么东东？
A: I was told that Nicolas Sarkozy don't wanna attend the opening ceremony o
f Beijing Olympics?
B: 'Cause he is worrying about his wife would taking nude pictures while he'
s away.
A: It was said that Angela Merkel will boycott the Olympic Game too?
B: 'Cause she is worrying about nobody wanna watch her nude pictures.
