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发帖数: 3501 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 LoveNLust 讨论区 】
发信人: Dome (河东狮不吼~~给我打分吧 ：P), 信区: LoveNLust
标 题: 国史文情群英传：开国篇--翻译狼兄大作
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 10 00:42:22 2011, 美东)
狼兄写的真好，我最近突然喜欢上了古文，就借花献佛，把狼兄的文章翻版一个，请各
位高手指教~~~~
We hereby dedicate the following words to WH, one of the most celebrated
scholars and authors on all of MITBBS, and the latest in a long line of
inquirers who have asked this historian about the mysterious origins of the
LoveNLust gang. Without her incitation, this piece would never have been
composed.
奉天承运，狼帝昭曰： 文豪，当世大儒，买卖体不二才女也。然于文情端倪，不尽熟
捻。今乃做国史，以飨文豪，以正天下，以传后世。
History of the LoveNLust Gang: Book of Genesis
国史文情群英传：开国篇
In the beginning, there was no heaven, nor the earth. There was only the
Sex Board, under the benevolent reign of the immortal king Beegeintar, and
the essence of the gods disguised itself as
libido-charged verbal imagery and idle talks known as "water."
太初之时，万物混沌，勿分天地。有塞国存焉，大仁长生帝贝吉他王之。诸神蛰伏，或
化为色幻，或虚游灌水。
Within the dominion, there resided such talents as Aihaha, Yeahpussy,
Subgirl, Kinkkink, Maturewoman, Dome, Isolation, Skycaptain08, Sinner, Wiz,
Mazafaka, Riveroam, and Protian, among others, who
engaged themselves in creating literary works of the somewhat horny variety.
There also resided such luminaries as Maopaopao, Withorchid, Lulu1, and
Cryingbag, whose mere presence inspired
the literary endeavors. And there was Sophiashs, who observed all of these
activities with scholarly eyes and dutifully offered her thoughts in the
most thoughtful kind of way. And there was Deuse, who did the same in no
more than three words per dispensation.
塞国之内，藏龙卧虎。天下大贤爱哈哈，椰谱系，苏波，肯克，蜜桃，阿杜，离兄，太
尉，痴汉，威子，四诶，河殇，蛋白等，妙笔生花，各领风骚。亦有名媛泡泡，随兰，
露露，哭包等，举手投足，一颦一笑，皆为墨客追捧。而十四妹超然物上，慧眼独具，
自成一家。又有无用，惜墨如金，三字断天下
Meanwhile, in the Kingdom of Mississippi, there was crowned a new queen
regnant by the name of Thisia. There she personally saw to the
establishment of a sisterhood of virtue and beauty, in which
were to be found Apieceofyou, Yoyozhang, Fye, Xixi006, Gluten, USMer, and
others. They were tended to by such loyal adjuncts as Cengceng and
Underarmour.
当是时也，密西国立赤骝为后（小红马），天下称颂。 后亲历亲为，偕片片，幽幽等，
皆天姿国色也，手创女儿国，德行姿容甲于天下。远人如曾曾等，付之如云。
One day towards the end of Year 2008 of Jesus Christ Our Lord, Queen Thisia
arose from her throne and said unto the world, solemnly: "Come ye! Come ye!
All ye men and women of letters, thoughts, and pure water! Come one, come
all. Come thou, and we shall show thee our authentic portraits."
一日，后沐浴斋戒，祭拜天地，庄告天下：“来兮，来兮，才子佳人，奇思妙想，一
念之得，皆有妙用。来兮，来兮，周公吐哺，海纳百川。密西之国，必虚席以待，倒履
相迎。”
And come they did. There came Yeahpussy with his marvelous poetry. There
came Maopaopao in her magnificent glory. And there came Aihaha, Kinkkink,
Isolation, Protian, and many others. Together they built a glistering
shrink to Apollo and the Muses, the patrons of the letters, on the bank of
the River Mississippi, and transformed the remote kingdom, albeit briefly,
into the holy land of literature.
天下士女，接昭而动。大才如诗仙椰谱系等，趋之若鹜；国女如泡泡等，接踵而来。一
时之间，密西之国，文华宣泄，才情鼎沸，独领风骚。四海之内，莫不欣然神往。
Meanwhile, amongst the gang left behind on the Sex Board, Dome received
divine inspiration of her own. Guided by providence, she came upon an
abandoned middle school deep in the forgotten
jungles of MITBBS, and there in front of the gods, she stood and vowed:
"Behold, ye rulers of Man, beasts, and spirits of the great beyond! Ye, who
have generously bestowed upon me this promised
land, shall be richly rewarded with the fruits of our labor. Behold! In
less than a fortnight, ye shall see this realm of phantoms and ghosts turned
into the mother of all watering holes. So help me, dear gods!"
百花争艳，非专牡丹。一日，阿杜梦与神语，曰蛮荒之外，有仲雪之国，百业凋敝，亟
待中兴。阿杜惊觉，感念神启，叹曰：天予不取，反受其咎。乃披荆斩棘，径往仲雪。
择吉日，祭拜天地，誓曰： 天帝在上，阿杜不才，得当大任，必鞠躬尽瘁，死而后已
。仲雪福地，吾必中兴之，使为天下水源。望诸神佑吾！
She came with her 23 identical sisters and brought along her most loyal
lieutenants, Sinner and falling13. They were met by Westwoods, the last
survivor of the indigenous knights of the grand order of Middle School.
Soon, they were joined by Aihaha, Yeahpussy, Maopaopao, Skycaptain08, and
all the rest of the gang. There also came along Mondaly, Ambertree,
Lanmeimei, Flowermoon, Liuliudada,
Airdragon77, Yeatsinlove, Sciex, Xlzero, the lovely TTTTBB, and the famed
demigoddess Babyfoxy, she of the perfect figure and irresistible pen, some
soon afterwards and others later on.
阿杜乃造金（马）甲二十三副， 率其部曲痴汉，十三郎等，继仲雪大统。西木，仲雪
遗老也，摄政数年，亦倾心归附。未几，爱哈哈，椰谱系， 泡泡，太尉等一干旧识，
咸来相助。而仲雪之内，新人辈出。红叶，椿树，蓝妹，花月，溜达，空龙，太师傅，
震天等，皆为一时之雄。糖包玲珑，天下爱之。女仙罗丽狐，风华绝代，文思娟秀。天
下英才，尽入仲雪彀内。
History has recorded that Dome delivered faithfully on the sacred vow she
had made to the gods. For the next several moons, the world as we know it
was at peace, and saw unprecedented prosperity.
In Domedom, as the resurrected middle school came to be known, literature
and the arts reigned supreme, while pure water flowed freely along the River
Mississippi.
阿杜之誓，乃终得所愿。仲雪中兴，天下大安，黎民富庶，饱食而歌。世人乃呼仲雪为
苍穹之国，盖因其治下，文采鼎盛，礼仪无双，江河通畅，泽备天下。
Then, in the ninth autumn of the second millennium, both Dome and Thisia
fell to the misguided belief that the gods' wills would be best served by
asceticism in seclusion. As they retreated deeper
and deeper into the wilderness, misfortune befell the land. There were
chaos, starvation, mass exodus, and widespread despair. And above all,
there was drought of the magnitude not seen in 100 generations.
然天道轮回，大治之后，必有大乱。数载之后，赤骝阿杜皆生退意，乃效法三帝，禅让
天下，闲云野鹤，无为而治。 天下乃复大乱，饥民遍野，赤地千里，百年未遇之难也。
It thus fell upon Aihaha to restore order and prosperity to the realm.
Drawn by a celestial vision, he came forth before the gods, raised his face
and arms towards them, and offered his most pious prayer:
"O ye gods in heaven, let there be a new kingdom called LoveNLust, and I
shall be eternally grateful. In the name of Zarathustra I pray." He waited,
and nothing happened.
爱哈哈，有识之士也。乃挽乾坤之即倒，扶大厦于将倾，宰三牲献天地，誓曰：皇天后
土，怜我黎庶，请立我文情之国，收天下残心，吾必重塑金身，四时祭祀。然天听不敏
，庶无回应
On the next day, the entire gang gathered in front of the gods and prayed in
one voice: "O ye gods in heaven, let there be a new kingdom called
LoveNLust, and we shall be eternally grateful. In the
name of Zarathustra we pray." They waited, and again nothing happened. So
it continued for 99 days, and nothing ever happened.
翌日，爱哈哈率众人再拜天地，以祈立国，誓曰：皇天后土，怜我黎庶，请立我文情之
国，收天下残心，吾必重塑金身，四时祭祀。然历九十九日，庶无回应。
On the 100th day, along came Ilyfcarrie, who spoke unto the gods:
"Listen, you $@#-%&#$*& @%(*#@ %&$ of @!#&*^@! Either you let
there be a new kingdom called LoveNLust, or I shall &)$% your
@#*&% @!^$& so hard that you will never be able to %^$# your
&+%^#@ %*^!& again."
百日已至，群雄束手。Ilyfcarrie乃愤然挺身，怒曰：尔等泥塑木偶，且听吾言，若文
情不立，吾将口口口口口口口口口，尔等悔之晚矣！
And on the 101st day, there was a new kingdom called LoveNLust.
翌日，文情乃立。
诗曰：
自古灌水空余恨，塞国却觅有情天。
情到尽时转无情，无情更比多情累。
赤骝再谱无声曲，此去闻曲如闻君。
踯躅徘徊仲雪镇，愁起心头不知恨。
听风方觉秋雨至，已忘共饮西窗时。
云起天边爱哈哈，一声傲笑立文情。
把酒欢歌何时有，人笑我痴我偏痴。
莫道有酒终需醉，酒入愁肠倚西狼。 |
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