H1 发帖数: 565 | 1 钓同志那才叫肆无忌惮呢,
"I actually got arrested at a rest stop in Texas. This undercover cop
flashed his tool and I told him it was beautiful, so they cuffed me up and
hauled me in for soliciting. I told the judge I was gay and just admiring a
nice work of art. He let me off with a warning to not praise another man's
tool in public.'twas a little embarrassing...folks in the courtroom laughing
."
"A word of caution on those roadside bathrooms. I went in one in Florida,
went into a stall and was peeping thru the glory hole. A guy sitting in the
other stall stood up, dropped his pants and let me get a good look. I put my
finger thru the hole but he didn't follow up. After a little wait, he stuck
a finger into the hole also, so I stuck my d*ck thru the hole and I got
arrested for nude and lascivious behavior. Friggin cops! I pitched a fit
pointing out how he'd poked a finger thru the hole inviting me, but to no
avail. It cost me 5K in legal fees to avoid having to register as a sex
offender. Friggin cops. Makes me wonder about that Senator that got busted
in that airport. They might have set him up, too. " |
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