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发帖数: 12067 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: joycee (买买提头号女魔头), 信区: Joke
标 题: 老电影chinatown里的老笑话
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Jul 10 13:42:00 2011, 美东)
其实过去chinaman这个词的侮辱性没有现在这么强，到如今完全演化成nigger一
个级别了。
btw, chinatown纵然多少有点贬损华人，仍然是很经典的，喜欢悬疑侦探,黑色幽默类
题材的没看过就太可惜了。
So there's this guy Walsh, do you understand? He's tired of screwin' his
wife... So his friend says to him, "Hey, why don't you do it like the
Chinese do?" So he says, "How do the Chinese do it?" And the guy says,
"Well, the Chinese, first they screw a little bit, then they stop, then
they go and read a little Confucius, come back, screw a little bit more,
then they stop again, go and they screw a little bit... then they go
back and they screw a little bit more and then they go out and they
contemplate the moon or something like that. Makes it more exciting." So
now, the guy goes home and he starts screwin' his own wife, see. So he
screws her for a little bit and then he stops, and he goes out of the
room and reads Life Magazine. Then he goes back in, he starts screwin'
again. He says, "Excuse me for a minute , honey." He goes out and he
smokes a cigarette. Now his wife is gettin' sore as hell. He comes back
in the room, he starts screwin' again. He gets
up to start to leave again to go look at the moon. She looks at him and
says , "Hey, whats the matter with ya. You're screwin' just like a
Chinaman!" |
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