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e******e 发帖数: 3472 | 2 网上已有奇文,不知是汉语牛逼,还是国人有才
(转载)却说西元2011,女主起伦敦奥运场馆,发全不列颠劳工前往修造。眼看场馆在
奥运前不能造完,劳工齐聚海德公园,振臂高呼:“今失期亦死,举大计亦死,等死,
死国可乎?” 遂游行至白金汉宫和唐宁街10号大呼:“My Queen and My Prime
Minister , Do you have balls?(王侯将相,宁有种乎?)
王侯将相无一人敢现身,此时大本钟忽然传来一声似狐鸣的响声,顿时万籁俱静。接着
一人高喊:“Big Ben Ring,Victor Chen King!!!the death of the blue heaven
and the setting up of the golden one; a new cycle was beginning and would
bring good fortune to all members. ”
正其时,恰逢某位山东籍小公务员River Song来到伦敦,在咖啡馆里感怀仕途不顺,想
起落榜留学生Nest Huang留下的诗句,愤而在咖啡馆白粉墙上写下了“I dare to say
Nest Huang is not a great man!!!”旋即被捕,后来被一黑人兄弟人称“black
storm”的劫法场就了,当日伦敦城大乱。
却不知,此乃因果循环。当日William大婚行至西敏寺,入那Voldemort Chapel中,见
石碑黄符一张上书:Opened with the Will,大喜,便对那洋和尚说道:“你等阻当我
,却怎地数百年前已注定我字在此?”众人掘开石板,只见一道黑气,从穴里滚将起来
,直冲到半天里空中,散作一百零八道金光,望四面八方去了。
数日后,伦敦街头民谣遍传:
"Beg in the morning,and beg in the evening.Why can't poor people make a
living.Open the door for our bandit king.After his came all taxes stop
paying."
"Big Ben Ring,Victor Chen King!"
太史马讳祥瑞御兔亲王曰:
夜半白金汉宫里能听到狐狸叫:For Greater Good, With Robin Hood。一家英国餐厅
在Fish里发现一条Chip, 上刻有:Take Her Crown To Crow。英吉利由是大乱,掀起四
十八路反王,三十六处烟尘。 |
d*****t 发帖数: 7903 | 3 很厉害
heaven
【在 e******e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 网上已有奇文,不知是汉语牛逼,还是国人有才 : (转载)却说西元2011,女主起伦敦奥运场馆,发全不列颠劳工前往修造。眼看场馆在 : 奥运前不能造完,劳工齐聚海德公园,振臂高呼:“今失期亦死,举大计亦死,等死, : 死国可乎?” 遂游行至白金汉宫和唐宁街10号大呼:“My Queen and My Prime : Minister , Do you have balls?(王侯将相,宁有种乎?) : 王侯将相无一人敢现身,此时大本钟忽然传来一声似狐鸣的响声,顿时万籁俱静。接着 : 一人高喊:“Big Ben Ring,Victor Chen King!!!the death of the blue heaven : and the setting up of the golden one; a new cycle was beginning and would : bring good fortune to all members. ” : 正其时,恰逢某位山东籍小公务员River Song来到伦敦,在咖啡馆里感怀仕途不顺,想
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a******g 发帖数: 13519 | 4 唉~土鳖,你连亲王都不认识 。。。
祥瑞御免!
heaven
【在 e******e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 网上已有奇文,不知是汉语牛逼,还是国人有才 : (转载)却说西元2011,女主起伦敦奥运场馆,发全不列颠劳工前往修造。眼看场馆在 : 奥运前不能造完,劳工齐聚海德公园,振臂高呼:“今失期亦死,举大计亦死,等死, : 死国可乎?” 遂游行至白金汉宫和唐宁街10号大呼:“My Queen and My Prime : Minister , Do you have balls?(王侯将相,宁有种乎?) : 王侯将相无一人敢现身,此时大本钟忽然传来一声似狐鸣的响声,顿时万籁俱静。接着 : 一人高喊:“Big Ben Ring,Victor Chen King!!!the death of the blue heaven : and the setting up of the golden one; a new cycle was beginning and would : bring good fortune to all members. ” : 正其时,恰逢某位山东籍小公务员River Song来到伦敦,在咖啡馆里感怀仕途不顺,想
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e******e 发帖数: 3472 | 5 没办法,本人修行不够,
但文章若能加上“莫道洛克一只眼,跳动英伦天下反”就好了
Dare to say Wenlock's single eye, riots over England's sky |
b*******8 发帖数: 37364 | 6 蛮夷就是蛮夷,会用火器也没用,跟游牧民族骑射厉害一样,不读历史很愚昧。 |