o**g
发帖数: 436 | 1 http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/no
ssile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html
PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announ
ced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold bec
ause of “problems with Windows 8.”
Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the
inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had
been running on Windows 95.
The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate
a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working
with Windows 8 support to resolve the issue.”
In the words of one intelligence analyst, “That means the test been delayed
indefinitely.”
A source close to the North Korean regime reported that Supreme Leader Kim J
ong-un is furious about the Windows 8 problems and is considering a number o
f options, including declaring war on Microsoft. |
T*****y
发帖数: 18592 | 2 哈哈哈哈哈
真的假的啊
微软的客服，赶紧的
announ
bec
the
had
indicate
working
【在 o**g 的大作中提到】
: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/no
: ssile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html
: PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announ
: ced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold bec
: ause of “problems with Windows 8.”
: Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the
: inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had
: been running on Windows 95.
: The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate
: a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working
|
b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 3 假的。拿微软开涮。
【在 T*****y 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈哈哈哈
: 真的假的啊
: 微软的客服，赶紧的
:
: announ
: bec
: the
: had
: indicate
: working
|
e***n
发帖数: 286 | 4 打了阿三的客服没有？
announ
bec
the
had
indicate
working
【在 o**g 的大作中提到】
: http://www.newyorker.com/online/blogs/borowitzreport/2013/04/no
: ssile-test-delayed-by-windows-8.html
: PYONGYANG (The Borowitz Report)—North Korea’s official news agency announ
: ced today that the military’s planned missile test had been put on hold bec
: ause of “problems with Windows 8.”
: Intelligence analysts said that the announcement gave rare insight into the
: inner workings of North Korea’s missile program, which until last year had
: been running on Windows 95.
: The announcement from the Korean Central News Agency (KCNA) did not indicate
: a new scheduled time for a missile test, saying only that it was “working
|
a*p
发帖数: 495 | |
c******a
发帖数: 4400 | |
P**C
发帖数: 4333 | 7 肯定用了从中国来的盗版win8，估计是没法激活了，都是土共的错。或者是找不到那个
Start键了，没法运行程序。 |
