一个共和党嘲笑观海的笑话
观海的医疗改革最近看起来要搁浅，但更多美国共和党人反对观海是因为他的诚信问题
（改变、振兴美国，关闭关塔那摩，窃听风暴，叙利亚大使馆，医疗改革 bla bla...
），以下是一个共和党人编的笑话
A man dies and gets to heaven. He notices a bunch of clocks on the wall and
asked Jesus what they are for. Jesus said the clocks kept track of peoples
lies. Jesus pointed out mother Theresa's clock and said it had never moved
once. Jesus pointed out President Lincolns clock and said as you can see it
has only moved twice. The man asked to see Obama's clock. Jesus replied "I'
am using his in my house for a ceiling fan"
