t******o
发帖数: 3223 | 1 One sunny day in January, 2017, a man dressed in his military uniform
approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been
sitting on a park bench.
He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go
in and meet with President Obama.”
The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer
President and no longer resides here. ”
The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.
The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the
same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”
The Marine again tells the man, “Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Obama is no
longer President and no longer resides here.”
The man thanks him and again just walks away.
The third day the same man approaches the White House and speaks to the very
same U.S. Marine, saying, “I would like to go in and meet with President
Obama.”
The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looks at the man and says
, “Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak
to Mr. Obama.
I’ve told you already that Mr. Obama is no longer the President and no
longer resides here. Don’t you understand?”
The man looks at the Marine and says “Oh, I understand. I just love hearing
it.”
The Marine snaps to attention, salutes, and says, “See you tomorrow, Sir!” | s*******8
发帖数: 12734 | 2 LOL
been
【在 t******o 的大作中提到】
: One sunny day in January, 2017, a man dressed in his military uniform
: approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been
: sitting on a park bench.
: He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go
: in and meet with President Obama.”
: The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer
: President and no longer resides here. ”
: The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.
: The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the
: same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”
| T*****y
发帖数: 18592 | | r*******5
发帖数: 3413 | 4 最后一句话是新的笑点
【在 T*****y 的大作中提到】
: 也没多好笑
: 老笑话抄来的
| c*********d
发帖数: 9770 | 5 这是抄袭一个日本笑话。
一个男人老是打电话找宫本先生（山田先生，what ever），那边的接电话者每次都告
诉他，宫本先生（山田先生，what ever）死了，可是他还是执着地打电话。
接电话的人愤怒了，说“告诉你多少次，宫本（山田，what ever）先生早就死了！”
“我知道，我就是喜欢听这件事”。 | c*********d
发帖数: 9770 | 6 哦，最后的立正敬礼，原来接电话的没有（有也看不到）。 | e*g
发帖数: 4981 | 7 yes this marine also loves saying it.
【在 r*******5 的大作中提到】
: 最后一句话是新的笑点
| A****s
发帖数: 932 | 8 新概念英语的一篇课文。
been
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【在 t******o 的大作中提到】
: One sunny day in January, 2017, a man dressed in his military uniform
: approaches the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue where he’d been
: sitting on a park bench.
: He speaks to the U.S. Marine standing guard and says, “I would like to go
: in and meet with President Obama.”
: The Marine looks at the man and says, “Sir, Mr. Obama is no longer
: President and no longer resides here. ”
: The old man says, “Okay,” and walks away.
: The following day the same man approaches the White House and says to the
: same Marine, “I would like to go in and meet with President Obama.”
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