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发帖数: 10248 | 1 汉堡是是金正日发明的？米老鼠是中国人创造的？LadyGaga是男人？这些问题是真是假
？如果问问上图中这个学习成绩优秀的朝鲜女孩的话，她的答案一定让你瞠目结舌。英
国《每日邮报》25日报导，法国摄影师拉夫尔格今年初前往北韩，获平壤一名姓金的20
岁女学生作向导。这名女生在平壤大学外语系攻读英文，从未离开平壤，由于行为良好
，获派接待拉夫尔格作为奖励。拉夫尔格指姓金女学生的不少“观念”让人匪夷所思，
但全部是自小耳濡目染，被朝鲜当局灌输的结果。她除了相信汉堡是金正日在2009年发
明，米老鼠是中国人创造外，更相信如果她越过边界到韩国，会被人开枪射杀。她更怕
踏单车，怕会影响双腿的形状。她坦言憎恨美国人，不知道谁是Lady Gaga，还以为是
个男人。她指朝鲜男女约会仍然很保守，初次见面不能一起跳舞，也没听过有人未婚怀
孕。她更形容已故领导人金正日，是她的精神支柱。 当被问道谁是朝鲜最富有的人，
她回答：“在朝鲜，人人平等”。问她想不想要一部汽车，她回答：“当然不会，开车
会让人变得很懒惰。”
During his travels in North Korea, Eric Lafforgue had plenty of time to chat
with Miss Kim, who, he adds won't face censure from her government thanks
to her strict adherence to the party line. Here's what she said:
Why doesn’t British or American pop music reach your country?
'Because it is not what we like to listen to. But we know Mozart, Bach and
Beethoven!'
What is the criteria for beauty in North Korea?
'A woman should have big eyes, a high nose, a small mouth and white skin,
and she should not be skinny. Women in North Korea are truly beautiful
flowers.'
Do women find Kim Jong Un handsome?
'Mr Eric, that’s an outrageous question!'
Why does nobody dye their hair in North Korea?
'We need to respect the haircut regulation - we have a lot of choice. Having
a different haircut is the last thing we’re concerned about.'
Do you have any idea of the latest European fashions?
'No, Mr. Eric.'
Young people buy jeans in which there are holes...
'I don't believe you Mr.Eric - you are joking.'
Would you like to have a car one day?
'No, it makes people lazy.'
Who is the richest person in North Korea?
'We are all equal.'
What happens if a South Korean crosses the border and comes to the North?
'We welcome him.'
And if a North Korean goes to the South?
'They shoot him.'
Why don’t women cycle in Pyongyang?
'Because it is dangerous and it doesn’t give you nice legs.'
Then why do women in the countryside all cycle?
'They don’t have much of a choice in the countryside.'
Who was Kim Il Sung for you?
'Mr Eric, I can tell you that he was the pillar of my heart.'
Why do they give plastic gloves to the people eating hamburgers in the fast
food places?
'It’s because we haven't gotten used to getting dirty when we eat yet.'
Is it true that Kim Jong Il created the hamburger?
'Yes, it is! In 2009!'
Were you there during the famine?
'We don’t call it a famine, we call it the Arduous March.'
I want to offer you a gift, what would you like?
'Great Leader Kim Jong Un would be a great gift.'
Do you remember the day Kim Jong Il died?
'Yes, Dear Leader Kim Jong Il died on a Saturday, but his death was only
announced on Monday.
Why?
'Because he said in his last wishes that he didn’t want to ruin Sunday, the
people’s day off.'
Do you know what Kim Jong Il was doing just before he died?
'Our Dear Leader had just signed documents to distribute 1kg of fish to
every person in Pyongyang.'
And did you receive it?
'Of course we did Mr Eric!' | E*******F
发帖数: 2165 | 2 挺淳朴的
不知道lady gaga也没啥
美国人也不知道凤姐 | c*****g
发帖数: 21627 | 3 中国人创造的孙悟空，猪八戒，花木兰……不知道要比米老鼠的可读性可看性高多少倍
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: 汉堡是是金正日发明的？米老鼠是中国人创造的？LadyGaga是男人？这些问题是真是假
: ？如果问问上图中这个学习成绩优秀的朝鲜女孩的话，她的答案一定让你瞠目结舌。英
: 国《每日邮报》25日报导，法国摄影师拉夫尔格今年初前往北韩，获平壤一名姓金的20
: 岁女学生作向导。这名女生在平壤大学外语系攻读英文，从未离开平壤，由于行为良好
: ，获派接待拉夫尔格作为奖励。拉夫尔格指姓金女学生的不少“观念”让人匪夷所思，
: 但全部是自小耳濡目染，被朝鲜当局灌输的结果。她除了相信汉堡是金正日在2009年发
: 明，米老鼠是中国人创造外，更相信如果她越过边界到韩国，会被人开枪射杀。她更怕
: 踏单车，怕会影响双腿的形状。她坦言憎恨美国人，不知道谁是Lady Gaga，还以为是
: 个男人。她指朝鲜男女约会仍然很保守，初次见面不能一起跳舞，也没听过有人未婚怀
: 孕。她更形容已故领导人金正日，是她的精神支柱。 当被问道谁是朝鲜最富有的人，
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