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b********n
发帖数: 38600
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I was sitting in a bar one time and I saw a Jewish man walk in and sit down
to have a drink. After a few drinks a Chinese man came in and sat next to
him. The Jewish man immediately turned and punched the other man in the face.
The Chinese man shouted, "You fool! What was that for?" The Jewish man
replied, "That's for Pearl Harbor." The Chinese man said, "You idiot, I am
Chinese not Japanese!" Jewish man replied, "Chinese, Japanese, what's the
difference?"
The Chinese man proceeded to punch the Jewish man in the face.
The Jewish man clutched his jaw and said angrily, "Owww, why did you do that
?!" The Chinese man replied, "That's for the Titanic." The Jewish man said,
"But an iceberg caused it to sink, not me!"
The Chinese man smiled and said, "Iceberg, Goldberg, what's the difference!"
V********n
发帖数: 3061
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This is good! I like it!
t*****g
发帖数: 6101
3
这个笑话的孩子可以打酱油了。

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【在 b********n 的大作中提到】
: I was sitting in a bar one time and I saw a Jewish man walk in and sit down
: to have a drink. After a few drinks a Chinese man came in and sat next to
: him. The Jewish man immediately turned and punched the other man in the face.
: The Chinese man shouted, "You fool! What was that for?" The Jewish man
: replied, "That's for Pearl Harbor." The Chinese man said, "You idiot, I am
: Chinese not Japanese!" Jewish man replied, "Chinese, Japanese, what's the
: difference?"
: The Chinese man proceeded to punch the Jewish man in the face.
: The Jewish man clutched his jaw and said angrily, "Owww, why did you do that
: ?!" The Chinese man replied, "That's for the Titanic." The Jewish man said,

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