w*******r
发帖数: 7276 | | t***u
发帖数: 20182 | | w******g
发帖数: 559 | | h***i
发帖数: 89031 | 4 扯什么蛋
没有技术进步，科学就是狗屎
【在 w*******r 的大作中提到】
: 吵什么吵
| p********e
发帖数: 147 | 5 A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked.
He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day and sealed a few screws,
and everything was working as before.
The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a
minute later, he was shocked.
"This is one-third of my monthly salary!" he yelled.
Well, all the same he paid it and then the plumber said to him, "I
understand your position as a professor. Why don't you come to our company
and apply for a plumber position? You will earn three times as much as a
professor. But remember, when you apply, tell them that you completed only
seven elementary classes. They don't like educated people."
So it happened. The professor got a job as a plumber and his life
significantly improved. He just had to seal a screw or two occasionally, and
his salary went up significantly.
One day, the board of the plumbing company decided that every plumber had to
go to evening classes to complete the eighth grade. So, our professor had
to go there too. It just happened that the first class was math. The evening
teacher, to check students' knowledge, asked for a formula for the area of
a circle. The person asked was the professor. He jumped to the board, and
then he realized that he had forgotten the formula. He started to reason it,
and he filled the white board with integrals, differentials, and other
advanced formulas to conclude the result he forgot. As a result, he got "
minus pi times r square."
He didn't like the minus, so he started all over again. He got the minus
again. No matter how many times he tried, he always got a minus. He was
frustrated. He gave the class a frightened look and saw all the plumbers
whisper: "Switch the limits of the integral!!"
【在 t***u 的大作中提到】
: 数学学的好的一般不干cs这行当
| P******0
发帖数: 9787 | 6 哈哈哈，funny as hell.
leaked.
screws,
【在 p********e 的大作中提到】
: A professor of mathematics noticed that his kitchen sink at his home leaked.
: He called a plumber. The plumber came the next day and sealed a few screws,
: and everything was working as before.
: The professor was delighted. However, when the plumber gave him the bill a
: minute later, he was shocked.
: "This is one-third of my monthly salary!" he yelled.
: Well, all the same he paid it and then the plumber said to him, "I
: understand your position as a professor. Why don't you come to our company
: and apply for a plumber position? You will earn three times as much as a
: professor. But remember, when you apply, tell them that you completed only
| k*******t
发帖数: 2113 | 7 我到宁愿过年轻的时候有钱，有女人的生活
等熬到头发都白了才有钱，有女人
干都干不动了 | C*******y
发帖数: 1160 | 8 很简单
不出国，不念高中，初中毕业就出去混社会，或者上个技校职专什么的18岁之前妥妥的
入社会，折腾3，5年，钱不保证能赚很多，但至少搞个良家有屄艹是一点问题没有。
也许你比较清高，瞧不起这种生活方式，可是谁不为五斗米折腰？谁不到老望屄空流泪
？？
【在 k*******t 的大作中提到】
: 我到宁愿过年轻的时候有钱，有女人的生活
: 等熬到头发都白了才有钱，有女人
: 干都干不动了
| t*****9
发帖数: 10416 | 9 老张 说，这样的环境最利于研究数学 ～～给巴马好儿子毙了也不回天朝
leaked.
screws,
【在 P******0 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈哈，funny as hell.
:
: leaked.
: screws,
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