b********n 发帖数: 38600 | 1 Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven Steve?"
Steve Jobs: "Great it just doesn't have any wall or fence."
Bill Gates: "So...?"
Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry Bill, I didn
't mean to offend you."
Bill Gates: "It's ok Steve, but I heard a rumor."
Steve Jobs: "Oh, what rumor?"
Bill Gates: "That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there." ..
.... they continued....
Bill Gates : "and there is no jobs in heaven"
Steve Jobs : "Oh no, definitely there are but only no-pay jobs. Therefore
definitely no bills in heaven as everything will be provided free...." | D**S 发帖数: 24887 | 2 This is fucking hilarious | x****o 发帖数: 1737 | | m*****e 发帖数: 10963 | |
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