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发信人: tx1223 (低调WSN), 信区: Joke
标 题: Re: 空气中渐渐飘起一股尿骚味
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Apr 14 18:00:54 2015, 美东)
At the end of a meeting, Wang Qishan [who heads the Central Commission for
Discipline Inspection] said suddenly, “After today’s meeting, there are
two people who will have to stay behind!”
He then took a sip of water, lowered his head and looked at a list of names.
There was complete silence in the room, and gradually the smell of urine
filled the air.
Wang spoke again: “These two people, one is an executive at a state-owned
enterprise, the other is a government official.”
Then he stopped again. Gradually the stench in the room worsened.
Finally, he said slowly, one word at a time: “These two people are Xu
Jianyi of China FAW Group and Qiu He of the Yunnan provincial government.
Those two stay. Everyone else can leave.”
After they left, the room was a mess. Wang told his deputies: “Comrades, if
I can trouble you. Check the waste matter on the floor, and match it with
the seating chart.”
“Secretary Wang,” said a deputy, “there was one who seemed to have left
quite a bit more, Liao Yongyuan of PetroChina.”
Wang lifted his hand: “Investigate him.” |
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