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发帖数: 1290 | 3 copy paste 也不会吗？众多定义，一定有一款适合菌斑的各位非女司机：
asian driver
asshole who gets on freeway at a lightning fast 23.2 mph causing major havoc
at on-ramp. they then instantly shoot over to fast lane with no regard for
use of mirrors or turn signals causing multiple people to lock up their
brakes, and numerous near misses as cars have to swerve to avoid them. they
then proceed to break speed records as they travel at thewhopping speed of
45 mph in the fast lane all the while with left turn signal now on
continuously....they seem to have immunity to the middle finger, most people
would get upset at several hundred people giving them the bird, but not the
asian driver.{perhaps they dont see it, how could that be possible?}.
there are several species of asian driver....the young americanized asian
driver can be recognized by the cars they drive...lowered japanese ricers
with hood scoops, 8 inch exhausts that make more noise than an f-15 at full
afterburner, they are always lowered and have more unreadable decals than a
nascar. but the #1 giveaway is a 9 inch tachometer mounted directly in front
of the drivers face on the A-pillar.
the most deadly type of asian driver is the FOB female, they can be
identified by glasses thicker than the hubble telescope, or on sunny days by
the wearing of a welding sheild and white cotton gloves{to keepp their skin
fair, ive been told} avoid contact with this type AT ALL COSTS, they have
been known to be able actually roll a car doing less than 3 mph on flat and
level ground with no other vehicles involved.
this is being posted as a public service, learned from years of experience.
some other sure signs that can help you spot an asian driver are
1 they make a left turn from the right lane
2 both hands on wheel in death grip
3 head never moves from straight ahead posistion ex: like checking mirrors
4 red and gold thing with tassels hanging from rear view mirror, blocking
yet even more of thier already severly limited field of view
5 flower pattern seat covers and doillie things near rear window
6 NUMEROUS dings scrapes and dents on bumpers and doors, tire sidewall is
completely scrapped off. this is caused by MANY botched attempts st
parrallel parking
if ever involved in accident with asian driver, be forewarned....they will
not speak english. they CAN, but they wont, hoping that in your frustration
at their feigned jibberish you will just leave...therefore not reporting
accident allowing them to keep undeserved drivers license. the other tactic
they use is they will claim to thier insurance co. that you hit them.even
though you have a crushed rear bumper and their hood is bent and it happened
on a freeway.
i have a great idea "licenses for illegals?" im all for that on one
condition...every license given to a mexican...take one away from an asian!!
! the world would be a safer place
i was warming my car up in my driveway and an asian driver broadsided me
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