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发帖数: 1395 | 1 [An intelligent joke.
Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven, Steve?"
Steve Jobs: "Great ! It just doesn't have any wall or fence."
Bill Gates: "So...?"
Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry, Bill, I
didn't mean to offend you."
Bill Gates: "It's ok, Steve, but I heard a rumor."
Steve Jobs: "Oh, what rumor?"
Bill Gates: "That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no
jobs in heaven."
Steve Jobs : "Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay jobs.
Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven as everything will be provided free..
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