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Trump will convince China to put our own missiles on the island and pay us
for them.
Bernie will offer free missiles as a gift to China to put on the island and
not fully explain how we pay for them.
Hillary will ask China to wipe the server clean of the top secret emails
they hacked off from her, also asking them to use Pledge.
Rubio will defend China's position to put missiles on the island and defend
the company that stole the plans from an american manufacturer.
Carson will ask Trump how to handle China.
Cruz will claim China has left the area with the missiles to go back home to
get fresh ones, and then immediately convince the Chinese people that China
has given up on them so they should all move to the US to take over the job
market forcing Mexican illegal immigrants out of the US.
Jeb will try his best to buy back the rights to his website from China. |
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