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发信人: lczlcz (lcz), 信区: USANews
标 题: Trump的胜利让"名流"人物纷纷尿了裤子
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 9 17:19:21 2016, 美东)
Around 10 p.m., Hollywood stars began to panic. Hillary Clinton wasn’t
as far ahead as they had expected her to be. In fact, the race was far from
a landslide. Reflecting the anxiety of the Tinsel Town set, actress Mia
Farrow re-tweeted a NYT poll showing that, as of 9:40 pm, Trump had a 55-
percent chance of winning the election. As a comment on the tweet, she
simply posted: “Xanax.”
Several celebrities indicated suffering physical symptoms. Funny or Die
comedian and actor Billy Eichner posted: “Still feeling confident but about
to throw up.” After tweeting “And Trump has closed a wide gap in North
Carolina. Another shot, please,” Dan Savage commented “I’m going to puke.
” Later in the evening, he intimated that death would come as sweet relief
in the event of a Trump presidency. “Colorado approves assisted suicide,”
he noted about an article from a local Colorado news outlet. “That’s going
to come in handy.”
Model Emily Ratajkowski tweeted “Ok I’m getting really nervous,”
while Khloe Kardashian expressed her view that “it shouldn’t be this close
.” Singer Mandy Moore was flummoxed. “I am absolutely beside myself right
now. I can’t believe the way this thing has turned. Trying to remain
hopeful but geez louise.”
The Hollywood Reporter writer Lacey Rose declared “So. Much. Anxiety.”
Comedian Sarah Silverman seemed to despair further. “Someone give me hope,
” she pleaded. Rapper/Singer and Hamilton star Lin Manual Miranda tried to
calm the bunch. “Breathe,” he wrote above an attached picture with the
words: “We will survive.”
Ellen producer Andy Lassner, as a representative for the crowd planning
a Northern exodus, tweeted: “I’m on hold with @AirCanada.” Apparently,
Canada’s immigration site crashed around 8 pm.
And that was all before the race was called. Once that happened we had this,
and it’s glorious:
Lady Gaga and Cher are crying backstage – MSNBC
— Breaking News Feed (@pzf) November 9, 2016
It’s never that they had a flawed candidate, it’s someone else’s fault:
IMBECILE GARY JOHNSON
BRINGS DOWN🌍BECAUSE OF
NARCISSISM & IGNORANCE ‼️JILL YOURE WORTHLESS ‼&#
65039;WELD U COULD HAVE SAVED US,WHY DIDNT YOU😥
— Cher (@cher) November 9, 2016
We’ve gone from zero to Hitler in just a couple of tweets:
IF🚽WINS,HE WILL STILL BE WHAT HE IS NOW…A PETTY VENGEFUL,COWARD
‼️AS GERMANY WAS IN THE 30′s, THERES AN ANGER,A RAGE, THAT HAS
CONSUMED OUR🇺🇸
— Cher (@cher) November 9, 2016
Others can’t sleep yet:
I can't sleep. What is this nightmare we have to face? How could we
allow this to happen? What does America represent anymore?
— Emily Ratajkowski (@emrata) November 9, 2016
We imagine even Trump supporters would volunteer to rock her to sleep. This
tweet from the other day hasn’t aged well:
Nasty girls we nasty @AmericaFerrera @lenadunham @amyschumer #HillOrado
#COPolitics pic.twitter.com/cFE5cU7ILM
— Amber Tamblyn (@ambertamblyn) November 5, 2016 | c******a
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