h*******i 发帖数: 4386 | 1 Agent: Prof. Zhang, we were been watching you for a while, in one life you
are Professor Shousheng Zhang of Stanford, you have a SSN, you publish tons
of papers, you pay your tax, and once in a while you flirt with your
students.....
In another life, you are known as mifepristone aka 弃婴,and you are an
agent for PRC MI3......
Recently you prob being contacted by a guy called herself kayaker, claimed
to be a real estate agent in bay area. But whatever she said doesn't matter
, she is a known terrorist to the authority. We need your help to apprehend
her....
老张一听,当场就气炸了,草,怎么这段子听起来这么耳熟? | H*****n 发帖数: 89 | 2 明显国安在机场逮住了大咪咪吧
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【在 h*******i 的大作中提到】 : Agent: Prof. Zhang, we were been watching you for a while, in one life you : are Professor Shousheng Zhang of Stanford, you have a SSN, you publish tons : of papers, you pay your tax, and once in a while you flirt with your : students..... : In another life, you are known as mifepristone aka 弃婴,and you are an : agent for PRC MI3...... : Recently you prob being contacted by a guy called herself kayaker, claimed : to be a real estate agent in bay area. But whatever she said doesn't matter : , she is a known terrorist to the authority. We need your help to apprehend : her....
| l****o 发帖数: 5435 | | l****o 发帖数: 5435 | | H*****n 发帖数: 89 | 5 四川人里比那两个幽默感强
【在 l****o 的大作中提到】 : 卡桑是菌斑本山大叔
| h*******i 发帖数: 4386 | 6 大咪咪?这个梗没听说啊?
【在 H*****n 的大作中提到】 : 明显国安在机场逮住了大咪咪吧 : : tons
| d*c 发帖数: 1 | 7 这是他胡扯的
[在 haruhashi (春橋) 的大作中提到:]
:大咪咪?这个梗没听说啊?
:汨羅の淵に波騒ぎ 巫山の雲は乱れ飛ぶ
:混濁の世に我立てば 義憤に燃えて血潮湧く | Y****w 发帖数: 95 | | l****o 发帖数: 5435 | 9 你是菌斑小岳岳
【在 H*****n 的大作中提到】 : 四川人里比那两个幽默感强
| h*******i 发帖数: 4386 | 10 matrix这个电影非常深刻,基本上你能想象得出的事儿,都发生过了,只不过大家不能
jump to that quantum state.
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【在 h*******i 的大作中提到】 : Agent: Prof. Zhang, we were been watching you for a while, in one life you : are Professor Shousheng Zhang of Stanford, you have a SSN, you publish tons : of papers, you pay your tax, and once in a while you flirt with your : students..... : In another life, you are known as mifepristone aka 弃婴,and you are an : agent for PRC MI3...... : Recently you prob being contacted by a guy called herself kayaker, claimed : to be a real estate agent in bay area. But whatever she said doesn't matter : , she is a known terrorist to the authority. We need your help to apprehend : her....
| j*********r 发帖数: 1 | | h*******i 发帖数: 4386 | 12 quiz: 我党的联络部,统战部,社会部功能有何不同?
【在 j*********r 的大作中提到】 : 卡桑不要自我炒作
| j*********r 发帖数: 1 | 13 antwort: 不知道;只知道,送上倭岛公主,都能赏个六官半职
【在 h*******i 的大作中提到】 : quiz: 我党的联络部,统战部,社会部功能有何不同?
| h*******i 发帖数: 4386 | 14 还有调查部么?
【在 j*********r 的大作中提到】 : antwort: 不知道;只知道,送上倭岛公主,都能赏个六官半职
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