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Military版 - 邻居白牛实在是太搞笑了
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545
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我养有一条野鱼,就是野外抓获养水缸里,抓到时才米粒那么大,现在有大拇指尺寸了
。白牛看着很兴奋,问我都是怎么样把它喂养大的。我说,IT eats everything,
including little crickets, night crawlers, slugs, white butterflies and its
worms, beef, clam, whole bread, ah, moth is its most favorite food. 两天后另
一个邻居问我 I heard your fish eats mothballs, is it true? 我惊讶得下巴都快
掉下来了,连忙说, nonsense, who said so? Answer: your white cow neighbor
Betty.
M*********g
发帖数: 1
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哈哈, mothballs, 白牛什么事都能联想到balls
来啊,上一盘油炸mothballs

its
neighbor

【在 s*****r 的大作中提到】
: 我养有一条野鱼,就是野外抓获养水缸里,抓到时才米粒那么大,现在有大拇指尺寸了
: 。白牛看着很兴奋,问我都是怎么样把它喂养大的。我说,IT eats everything,
: including little crickets, night crawlers, slugs, white butterflies and its
: worms, beef, clam, whole bread, ah, moth is its most favorite food. 两天后另
: 一个邻居问我 I heard your fish eats mothballs, is it true? 我惊讶得下巴都快
: 掉下来了,连忙说, nonsense, who said so? Answer: your white cow neighbor
: Betty.

b*********5
发帖数: 1
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LOL
不过问问,你真喂beef?

its
neighbor

【在 s*****r 的大作中提到】
: 我养有一条野鱼,就是野外抓获养水缸里,抓到时才米粒那么大,现在有大拇指尺寸了
: 。白牛看着很兴奋,问我都是怎么样把它喂养大的。我说,IT eats everything,
: including little crickets, night crawlers, slugs, white butterflies and its
: worms, beef, clam, whole bread, ah, moth is its most favorite food. 两天后另
: 一个邻居问我 I heard your fish eats mothballs, is it true? 我惊讶得下巴都快
: 掉下来了,连忙说, nonsense, who said so? Answer: your white cow neighbor
: Betty.

s*****r
发帖数: 11545
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Chicken, pork 也吃, 不过明显更喜欢 beef, 不是Bee。 估计Bee也吃,不过我从来
不伤害Bee。从这就可以看出,beef 确实比chicken pork 高档。
奇怪的是avocado也吃。
s*x
发帖数: 8041
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哈哈,不过你自己说的everything
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