s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 1 今天我给茄子浇完水刚要回家，邻居白牛突然跑出来把我叫住，我顿时精神一振，觉得
今晚可能不用撸管了。突然间我发现乌云盖雪在她后院溜达。
Me: do you see the cat? Do you see the cat?
Whitecow: I see it. It bit me. Look!
白牛把手伸了过来，我握住四指，双目注视着白牛，深情地吻了约莫5秒钟。
Whitecow: did you see the wound?
Me: oh---, right right right, the wound. Where? Where?
Whitecow: on my hand.
这时我才发现, 白牛虎口处有一长约一厘米的创口。
Me: how did this happen?
Whitecow: I fed it and petted it, then it bit me.
Me: I have been looking for you. I want to warn you of this cat. Don't feed
it and don't get close to it. It might be a wild cat. It might carry rabies.
But I couldn't find you because you are too busy with your boyfriends.
Whitecow: I ain't got no boyfriends. I put alcohol and peroxide on it, do
you think it is ok?
Me: I want to tell you not to get close to estranged animals and wild
animals, and even other people, because they can carry diseases, and they do
not know your intent. They might attack you. You did something not every
smart.
Whitecow: I know, but I put alcohol and peroxide on it, so it would be ok,
right?
Me: the fact that she has followed me and you means that it used to have an
owner, probably somebody in our neighborhood moved and left it behind. So it
is very likely that it has been vaccinated before. In other words, the
chance of it carrying rabies is very low.
Whitecow: I put alcohol and peroxide on it, it should be ok, right?
Me: it is very skinny, so it must have been wild for quite some time.
Whitecow: I know, that is why I feel bad for it. I fed it, petted it, but it
bit me. But I put alcohol and peroxide on it, it is ok, right?
Me: you will be all right, but to assure yourself, you should talk to your
doctor.
白牛脸色变灰暗，怏怏不乐，一言不发回家了。 | f******t
发帖数: 19544 | | r*******r
发帖数: 2565 | 3 典型老中loser
你就直接说，you will be ok，然后想办法推倒白牛
磨磨唧唧，最后白牛听了不高兴走了，你只能撸管 | s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 4 知道白牛才被猫咬过，我谨慎起来。
: 典型老中loser
: 你就直接说，you will be ok，然后想办法推倒白牛
: 磨磨唧唧，最后白牛听了不高兴走了，你只能撸管
【在 r*******r 的大作中提到】
: 典型老中loser
: 你就直接说，you will be ok，然后想办法推倒白牛
: 磨磨唧唧，最后白牛听了不高兴走了，你只能撸管
| s**********a
发帖数: 1853 | 5 谨慎个屁。
家养的猫都打过针，你怕毛啊。
你编的一点都不好。别在网上yy了，赶紧去真实世界里找个白牛喝酒去吧。
【在 s*****r 的大作中提到】
: 知道白牛才被猫咬过，我谨慎起来。
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: 典型老中loser
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: 你就直接说，you will be ok，然后想办法推倒白牛
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: 磨磨唧唧，最后白牛听了不高兴走了，你只能撸管
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