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发帖数: 16092 | 1 A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops
of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this
cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today…” The bartender says,
“Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one
is on me.”
As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, “I would like
to buy you a drink, too.”
The old woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops
of water.” “Coming up,” says the bartender. As she finishes that drink,
the man to her left says, “I would like to buy you one, too.” The old
woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of
water.” “Coming right up,” the bartender says. As he gives her the drink,
he says, “Ma’am, I’m dying of curiosity, why the Scotch with only two
drops of water?” The old woman replies, “Sonny, when you’re my age, you’
ve learned how to hold your liquor. Holding your water, however, is a whole
other issue.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣 | m********3
发帖数: 2125 | 2 意思是水加太多老人憋不住尿。
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【在 k**********4 的大作中提到】
: A lady goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops
: of water. As the bartender gives her the drink she says, “I’m on this
: cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it’s today…” The bartender says,
: “Well, since it’s your birthday, I’ll buy you a drink. In fact, this one
: is on me.”
: As the woman finishes her drink, the woman to her right says, “I would like
: to buy you a drink, too.”
: The old woman says, “Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops
: of water.” “Coming up,” says the bartender. As she finishes that drink,
: the man to her left says, “I would like to buy you one, too.” The old
| d********o
发帖数: 4 | | G******g
发帖数: 2275 | 4 如果真是这样，这个笑话太冷了，太多铺垫
【在 m********3 的大作中提到】
: 意思是水加太多老人憋不住尿。
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: one
: like
| E******k
发帖数: 1 | 5 而且有点mean，拿老太太的衰弱开略微色情的玩笑。
问题是这种玩笑在台上一说，往往下面一堆白皮爆笑，然后黄皮子在里面完全不适应。
: 如果真是这样，这个笑话太冷了，太多铺垫
【在 G******g 的大作中提到】
: 如果真是这样，这个笑话太冷了，太多铺垫
| k**********4
发帖数: 16092 | 6 书来讲个更简练的：a 53 yrs old guy dumped his 43 yrs old gf and found
a 63 yr old new gf, the 43 yrs old gf angrily asked the old guy " what does
she have that I don't?" , "Parkinson's " the old guy said.
【在 G******g 的大作中提到】
: 如果真是这样，这个笑话太冷了，太多铺垫
| d********o
发帖数: 4 | 7 尼玛how about.this one?
An old guy approaches the window of the movie theater with a chicken on his
shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets. The girl at the counter wants to know who
is going in with him. He replies, "Well, my pet chicken, of course!"
The girl tells him that he CAN'T take a chicken into the theater, so hegoes
around the corner, and stuffs the chicken into his pants. He returns to the
window, buys his ticket and goes in. Inside the theater, the chicken starts
to get hot and begins to squirm, so the man unzips his pants so the chicken
can stick it's head out and watch the movie. Sitting next to him is Agnes.
She elbows Myrtle and whispers, "Myrtle, this man over here has just
unzipped his pants!"
Myrtle whispers back, "Oh, don't worry about it.....you've seen one, you've
seen them all."
Agnes says, "I KNOW......but this one's eating my POPCORN!!" |
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