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【美国JRs之声】真人真事！都听过乔丹武士刀故事吗？MJ曾冒生命危险挑战大尺度
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How many people know the Michael Jordan samurai sword story? (self.nba)
有多少人知道乔丹和日本武士刀之间的故事？
我之前最先在论坛里发了这个帖子，还以为大多数都知道这个事情，从而会被沉贴。但
是在经过了一些调查后，我发现论坛里好像从来没发过这样的帖子。那么现在我就来具
体说说这件事吧，从这张令人好奇的照片开始。
故事：当乔丹在北卡大学的第一年结束后，一些传道士开始在当地的监狱里做一个特殊
的*河蟹*——这些行为的具体原因未知——但是包括以下几点：
首先让一位名人躺在桌子上
之后在他的肚子上放一个西瓜
然后拿一把日本武士刀来
最后请来一位蒙着双眼的持刀人
用这把武士刀猛地把放在名人肚子上的西瓜切成两半，同时神奇的保证西瓜下面的人不
受伤害。
我觉得做这个事情的道理在于，如此疯狂的行为能够展示信仰的力量，或是其他类似的
事情。不管怎么说，这一次的名人便是还非常年轻的乔丹。所以他们把乔丹带到了监狱
里，让他和监狱里篮球最棒的家伙单挑，从而赢得犯人们的尊敬，之后就把这位未来史
上最伟大的球员请上了圣坛，来执行这次的武士刀挑战。
只不过当时乔丹躺下的位置有些不寻常，而且这位执行的传教士也很紧张，当然乔丹本
人也开始紧张了，他躺了下去，然后又坐起来；之后躺下去后再次紧张的坐了起来，最
终他同意让其他的人扶着他躺下，同时他仅仅只需要闭上眼睛就行了。
但是整个执行的过程显然在某种程度上是合理的，因为拿刀者砍了两次才完成整个行为
，最终用力有些过头了，不仅仅把西瓜切成了两半，同时也穿透了乔丹特别的全明星热
身服，并切到了衣服下面的皮肤。
挑战刚刚结束后的情形如下。
幸运的是，伤口并不是很深，随便缝几针就能够解决了。但是从那一天开始起，乔丹唯
一流出的像血这样的东西便是佳得乐饮料了。当然最后一句话只是我的猜测罢了。
完整的故事摸这里，文章说故事最初的来源是1998年的芝加哥太阳时报，但是我找不到
了，所以这很有可能是真人真事。
I originally posted it in this thread but figured it would get buried and
most people knew about it already. But a few searches makes it seem like it'
s never been posted on this sub. Here it is, starting with this intriguing
photograph.
The story: after Jordan's freshman year at UNC, some evangelist was doing a
prison ministry tour in which -- and the reasons for this are unclear -- his
act involved
Getting a notable person to lie down on a table
Putting a watermelon on their stomach
Getting a samurai sword
Putting on a blindfold
Chopping the watermelon in half with a mighty swoop of the samurai sword,
while it rests on the person's stomach, miraculously leaving them unscathed
I guess the idea was that this crazy act demonstrated the power of faith. Or
something. Regardless, this time the notable person was still-young Jordan.
So they brought Jordan to the prison, had him play against the prison's
best player to win the prisoners' respect (!), and set the future GOAT up on
the altar for the sword trick.
Except Jordan was unusually lean, and the evangelist was nervous. And Jordan
was too, first lying down then sitting up, then lying down and sitting back
up again, until he eventually agreed to have someone just hold him down
while he closed his eyes.
All of this was apparently somewhat justified, because the evangelist took
two strikes to do it, went a little too far and cut through not only the
watermelon, but through Jordan's special All-star warmups, and into the skin
below.
A picture of the immediate aftermath.
Luckily, the wound was not very deep, and a few stitches closed it up. But
from that day forward, Michael Jordan resolved to bleed only Gatorade. The
last sentence is my conjecture.
Full story here. That article says the original source is a 1998 Chicago Sun
-Times article I can't find, so it's presumably legitimate.
[–]miriczivojin 1209 指標 14小時前
Who the fuck would do that if they have a promising basketball career coming
up. Especially if it isn't staged. What the fuck?
请问哪一个有着极具前途篮球生涯的人会做出这种事情，尤其是这都不是在舞台上正大
光明的表演，都特么的什么鬼？
[–][TOR] Kyle LowryMario-Kart-DS 755 指標 14小時前
if they don't wanna die
应该是请问哪一个不想死的人会做这种事情。
[–]Buckstheconfuserx2 298 指標 13小時前
suddenly i dont want to be like mike
突然间，我不想成为乔丹了。
[–]miriczivojin 25 指標 14小時前
Well I mean if you were a beggar or something like that and they paid you to
do it I could understand. But this says they only chose celebrities. And
only performed in prisons. Wat?
我的意思是，如果你是个乞丐或处于类似的境地，然后人们付钱让你这样做的话，我都
能理解。但是这上面说他们只选vsk人，而且只在监狱中执行，啥玩意？
[–]Undecided- 314 指標 13小時前
i mean, jordan loves to gamble
我感觉，乔丹真的喜欢赌博。
[–]HornetsKeepItRealTV 98 指標 12小時前
In the Space Jam documentary, he gambled his freedom.
在《空中大灌篮》里面，乔丹赌上了自己的自由。
[–]Cavaliers BandwagonTonyStarksLazySusan 80 指標 13小時前
Who does it? The GOAT. Lebron just doesn't have that faith gene.
也不想想这是谁？史上最伟大的球员。勒布朗单纯的就是没有这种信仰基因。
[–]LakersStoicElephant 3 指標 7小時前
Mike didn't fear death. Another reason why LeBron will never be MJ
乔丹连死都不怕，这也是另外一个勒布朗永远不会成为乔丹的原因。
[–]andoneee 1 指標 7小時前
Someone who likes to gamble with their life...
一个喜欢拿生命去赌博的人...
[–][HOU] James Hardenfoxsleftear 7 指標 13小時前
It's that killer instinct.
因为他的杀手本性。
[–]okaycoolokaybool 38 指標 12小時前
shit like this is why i think jordan was literally psychotic in regards to
putting himself on the highest pedestal possible. he'd risk his life to make
himself seem brave because someone said he wasn't man enough.
见鬼，这就是为什么在考虑到把自己放到最高层次上这个特点时，乔丹几乎是个疯子，
他会冒着生命危险就为了让自己看起来勇敢一点，而原因只是某个人说他不够男人。
[–]Kingsantsinthegrass 296 指標 14小時前
I feel like you could get a young MJ to do a lot of shit if you just told
him he wasn't "man enough".
我感觉你能够让年轻的乔丹做很多蠢事，只要你对他说：“你不够男人”。
[–]Warriorsdego_frank 26 指標 9小時前
Yeh, that's it. He's probably the most competitive person of our generation.
Kids are amazed by LeBron and Michael had way more fire. Dude did not want
to lose at anything. That's probably not healthy, but neither is spending
all day as a keyboard gangsta typing about games you never played and stats
you could never come close to.
是的，就是这样，他也许是我们这个时代最争强好胜的人，现在的孩子们都被勒布朗所
惊艳，但是乔丹有着超出勒布朗非常多的好胜心，他就是不想在任何事情上失败。这也
许并不健康，但是作为一个键盘狂徒整天对着你从没打过的比赛和从没获得的数据狂喷
大概也不会健康。
[–]lemons9984 18 指標 13小時前
That isn't even the stupidest thing a person shown in this picture did.
这甚至都不是这张照片里的两个人中做的最蠢的一件事。
[–]miriczivojin 58 指標 13小時前
I mean if i could choose to die from either getting too high on coke or
getting gutted like a fish by a lunatic in a prison, I would choose the
former. But you're not wrong.
我的意思是，如果我能够在嗑药过量窒息而死，和在监狱里像一条鱼一样任由某个疯子
宰割之间做选择的话，我肯定会选择前者。但是你并没有错。
[–]HornetsChainsawCain 9 指標 13小時前
For context, who is that?
为了便于理解，请问另外一个人是谁？
[–]miriczivojin 25 指標 13小時前
Len R. Bias
拜厄斯
[–]HornetsChainsawCain 22 指標 13小時前
Oh shit. I totally blanked on that. I only know him from his draft night
photo wearing the celtics hat
哇真见鬼，我完全忘记了他。我对他唯一的印象就是选秀那晚他带着凯尔特人球帽的照
片。
[–]CelticsGreenGreeenGreeeen 11 指標 8小時前
Harsh dude. His death was definitely a freak occurrence. The samurai sword
bullshit is definitely far stupider than partying with some coke.
无知的家伙，他的死绝对是意料之外的事情，但是乔丹这个日本武士刀的挑战绝对比在
聚会上嗑药要蠢多了。
[–]76ersbaconshake8 212 指標 13小時前
People don't realize this is the moment Jordan was granted the assassin like
killer instinct. A samurai instilled his abilities into a basketball player
and the rest is history.
人们没有意识到这正是乔丹被赋予杀手本性的时刻，他成为了一名刺客，这把武士刀成
就了他在篮球中的能力，剩下的便成为历史了。
[–]WarriorsLEGO_Joel 32 指標 12小時前
Being able to recall a near death experience could grant some people a
mental edge that would help you clear your mind and focus on the moment...
一次濒临死亡的经历能够让人们磨练出坚强的意志，从而能够帮助你排除其他的干扰，
专注于这一刻...
[–]CavaliersEasy-A 16 指標 8小時前
Pistons were like "Foul him whenever he comes to the lane" and Jordan was
like "Whatever, not as bad as the time I got chopped up with a sword."
活塞的坏小子军团对待乔丹就好像“不管他什么时候突进内线，都给我犯规”，然后乔
丹的回应就好像“随便你们咯，不可能比我当时被武士刀砍伤时还糟糕。”
[–][GSW] Jeremy Linrbloyalty 5 指標 12小時前
It's hilarious that Jordan was much more upset about the tear in his clothes
than the tear in his stomach.
很具有讽刺意味的是，相比于肚子上的伤口，乔丹看上去对自己破碎的衣服更加沮丧。
[–]LakersBromine21 22 指標 13小時前
After shit like this easy to see why MJ was near psychopath competitive.
Took a blade like an anime character, after that what do you care about a
rival on the court.
在这种扯淡的事情后，你便能很轻易的看出为什么乔丹在竞争上近乎达到了疯狂的程度
。他像一个动漫人物那样去接受武士刀的劈砍，在这种事情发生之后，你还会在乎球场
上的敌对场景吗。
[–][CLE] Kyrie IrvingNo32 22 指標 14小時前
Samurai Mike
迈克武士。
[–]Bullsmoe1984 1 指標 8小時前
to add a weird postscript to this story, the martial arts evangelist who
almost killed michael jordan was later jailed for sexual assault:
为这个故事加一个很怪异的补充，这个几乎杀死乔丹的武术传教士后来因为性骚扰而被
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