A Few Facts about the SEC
1.There is no true top 25 ranking in college football. It is just a hitlist
of teams the SEC has yet to destroy
2. The chief export of the SEC is pain.
3. SEC football players don't sleep. They wait.
4. Pluto is actually an orbiting space station filled with football teams
defeated in SEC matchups that are afraid to return to earth.
5. The BCS is creating a series of football stadiums on the moon and Mars
because non-SEC teams are afraid to play on the same planet.
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