S*******r
发帖数: 11017 | 1 Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning
of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the
meaning of a lot of words."
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Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday,
and pick up trash on Monday.
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What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
Drool.
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How many Michigan freshmen football players does it take to change a light
bulb?
None. That's a sophomore course.
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How did the Georgia football player die from drinking milk?
The cow fell on him.
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Two West Virginia football players were walking in the woods.
One of them said, "Look, a dead bird."
The other looked up in the sky and said, "Where?"
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A University of Cincinnati football player was almost killed yesterday in a
tragic horseback-riding accident.
He fell from a horse and was nearly trampled to death.
Luckily, the manager of the Wal-Mart came out and unplugged the horse. _____
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What do you say to a University of Miami Hurricane football player dressed
in a three-piece suit? "
"Will the defendant please rise."
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If three Florida State football players are in the same car, who is driving?
The police officer.
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How can you tell if an Auburn football player has a girlfriend?
There's tobacco juice on both sides of the pickup truck.
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What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.
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University of Michigan Coach Brady Hoke is only going to dress half of his
players for the game this week; the
other half will have to dress themselves.
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How is the Indiana football team like an opossum?
They play dead at home and get killed on the road.
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Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car?
He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche.
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How do you get a former Illinois football player off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
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What are the longest three years of a University of Kentucky football
players life?
Freshman I, Freshman II, and Freshman III.
| G*********s
发帖数: 6786 | 2 What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
A full set of teeth.
这个没看懂 | S*******r
发帖数: 11017 | 3 南方红脖一大特征是没牙...
【在 G*********s 的大作中提到】
: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
: A full set of teeth.
: 这个没看懂
| x*******1
发帖数: 28835 | | T******n
发帖数: 1131 | 5 That's to say that they are all white, I think.
【在 G*********s 的大作中提到】
: What do you get when you put 32 Arkansas cheerleaders in one room?
: A full set of teeth.
: 这个没看懂
| N*********6
发帖数: 4372 | 6 Google了一下，这句话好像是Bobby Bowden说的
He doesn't know the meaning of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades
and he doesn't know the meaning of a lot of words."
meaning
【在 S*******r 的大作中提到】
: Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning
: of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the
: meaning of a lot of words."
: ___________________________________________
: Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
: So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday,
: and pick up trash on Monday.
: ___________________________________________
: What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
: Drool.
| B******m
发帖数: 2643 | 7 http://bleacherreport.com/articles/141225-top-10-alabama-jokes-
你会发现其实很多都是重复，只不过现在bama战绩好了，有些笑话就不合适了，不过说
我们考试成绩差这条还成立。
meaning
【在 S*******r 的大作中提到】
: Ohio State's Urban Meyer on one of his players: "He doesn't know the meaning
: of the word fear. In fact, I just saw his grades and he doesn't know the
: meaning of a lot of words."
: ___________________________________________
: Why do Tennessee fans wear orange?
: So they can dress that way for the game on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday,
: and pick up trash on Monday.
: ___________________________________________
: What does the average Alabama player get on his SATs?
: Drool.
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