p*****o
发帖数: 348 | 1 这个哥们很欢乐
Seventy-two people have applied to be the next head coach of the University
of North Dakota football team.
The pool of applicants includes people from the NCAA Divisions I, II and III
levels, the NAIA, and Christopher McComas, who has no coaching experience,
but according to The Grand Forks Herald, makes the following pitch:
Currently, I work in IT at a college in West Virginia, but I have many years
of experience with football, starting with attending my first Marshall
University football game when I was 3 years old. In the past 30 years I’ve
only missed a handful of Marshall’s home games, attended many road games,
and all of their bowl games.
All the while I played various football games including Madden on Sega
Genesis where I completely dominated with the Bills and Thurman Thomas.
Seriously, was he a beast on the game or was he a beast because I was a
football genius controlling him? I then moved on to a Playstation gaming
system and purchased NCAA Football every year and put together several
programs that completely dominated the recruiting scene and college football
winning several national titles with Marshall University. I took them from
a decent Mid-American Conference School on the game to a perennial national
power that makes Nick Saban look like a chump. One year my third string
quarterback left school early to enter the NFL Draft, he was a first round
pick. Boom.
My football philosophy is basically an attacking one. We’re going to give
AIR RAID a whole new definition. Theoretically how many times do you think a
team can pass in a game? Challenge accepted. We’re going 5 wide, chucking
the pigskin all over the place. Never punt. Onside every time. Chip Kelly
will be calling me to learn my offense. We will put on an exciting brand of
football, we will pack them into the Alerus Center night in and night out,
go ahead and blow the roof off the place and add about 35,000 seats to that
place. | p**m
发帖数: 11571 | 2 知音啊！跟我玩游戏的战略一模一样：
My football philosophy is basically an attacking one. We’re going to give
AIR RAID a whole new definition. Theoretically how many times do you think a
team can pass in a game? Challenge accepted. We’re going 5 wide, chucking
the pigskin all over the place. Never punt. Onside every time.
而且我从来不踢extra point，全部2 pt conversion.
看来我也应该去NCAA申请一个主教练的位置。
University
III
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【在 p*****o 的大作中提到】
: 这个哥们很欢乐
: Seventy-two people have applied to be the next head coach of the University
: of North Dakota football team.
: The pool of applicants includes people from the NCAA Divisions I, II and III
: levels, the NAIA, and Christopher McComas, who has no coaching experience,
: but according to The Grand Forks Herald, makes the following pitch:
: Currently, I work in IT at a college in West Virginia, but I have many years
: of experience with football, starting with attending my first Marshall
: University football game when I was 3 years old. In the past 30 years I’ve
: only missed a handful of Marshall’s home games, attended many road games,
| d*****1
发帖数: 1837 | 3 你3岁开始看球吗？
你现在总共看了几场球？
显然你不合格
a
chucking
【在 p**m 的大作中提到】
: 知音啊！跟我玩游戏的战略一模一样：
: My football philosophy is basically an attacking one. We’re going to give
: AIR RAID a whole new definition. Theoretically how many times do you think a
: team can pass in a game? Challenge accepted. We’re going 5 wide, chucking
: the pigskin all over the place. Never punt. Onside every time.
: 而且我从来不踢extra point，全部2 pt conversion.
: 看来我也应该去NCAA申请一个主教练的位置。
:
: University
: III
| p**m
发帖数: 11571 | 4 战略对头就行啊。
【在 d*****1 的大作中提到】
: 你3岁开始看球吗？
: 你现在总共看了几场球？
: 显然你不合格
:
: a
: chucking
| G*********s
发帖数: 6786 | 5 makes Nick Saban look like a chump
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