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发帖数: 13782 | 1 1. Make people feel bad about their work: Quality Assurance Tester
2. Repeatedly fix what you repeatedly break: IT Director
3. Make sure nothing ever happens: IT Security
4. Teach kids to be evil…or so they say: Video Game Creator
5. Help people lie consistently to their bosses: Business Intelligence
Consultant
6. Shepherd clients through the process of setting their products on fire:
Consumer Products Tester
7. Call people who know what they’re doing and ask them what they’re
doing: Incident Manager
8. Tell people that they can’t spend money they thought they had:
Government Analyst
9. Write words that no one wants to read: Technical Writer
10. Have people spend far more than they estimated: Building Inspector
11. Draw up plans for something that will not be built according to those
plans: Civil Engineer, Transportation Design | s******0
发帖数: 13782 | 2 1. Help people hate each other: Divorce Lawyer (Scott Adams’ favorite)
2. Spend most of the day looking out the window: Pilot
3. Misinterpret the universe: Astronomer
4. Try not to kill the baby: Housewife
5. Be a human napkin: Stay-at-home mom of three
6. Take a simple two-way promise and turn it into several complicated one-
way promises which neither side can understand or hope to fulfill: Lawyer
7. Show people how beautiful the Earth would be without them: Mountain
Landscape Photographer/Climber
8. Run away and call the police: Security Guard
9. Go to strange people’s houses and take their money: Pizza Delivery Boy
10. Profit from the misfortunes of others: Cops and Courts Reporter | v***n
发帖数: 5085 | 3 完鸟 我的职业和这些都不沾边
【在 s******0 的大作中提到】
: 1. Help people hate each other: Divorce Lawyer (Scott Adams’ favorite)
: 2. Spend most of the day looking out the window: Pilot
: 3. Misinterpret the universe: Astronomer
: 4. Try not to kill the baby: Housewife
: 5. Be a human napkin: Stay-at-home mom of three
: 6. Take a simple two-way promise and turn it into several complicated one-
: way promises which neither side can understand or hope to fulfill: Lawyer
: 7. Show people how beautiful the Earth would be without them: Mountain
: Landscape Photographer/Climber
: 8. Run away and call the police: Security Guard
| s******0
发帖数: 13782 | 4 自己来定义个？
【在 v***n 的大作中提到】
: 完鸟 我的职业和这些都不沾边
| v***n
发帖数: 5085 | 5 整天开会算啥。。。
【在 s******0 的大作中提到】
: 自己来定义个？
| s******0
发帖数: 13782 | 6 Talk about what they need to talk about their jobs
Meeting with people who you don't want to meet
【在 v***n 的大作中提到】
: 整天开会算啥。。。
| s******0
发帖数: 13782 | 7 A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Departmental Manager were on
their way to a meeting. They were driving down a steep mountain road when
suddenly the brakes on their car failed. The car careened almost out of
control down the road, bouncing off the crash barriers, until it
miraculously ground to a halt scraping along the mountainside. The car's
occupants, shaken but unhurt, now had a problem: they were stuck halfway
down a mountain in a car with no brakes. What were they to do?
"I know," said the Departmental Manager, "Let's have a meeting, propose a
Vision, formulate a Mission Statement, define some Goals, and by a process
of Continuous Improvement find a solution to the Critical Problems, and we
can be on our way."
"No, no," said the Hardware Engineer, "That will take far too long, and
besides, that method has never worked before. I've got my Swiss Army knife
with me, and in no time at all I can strip down the car's braking system,
isolate the fault, fix it, and we can be on our way."
"Well," said the Software Engineer, "Before we do anything, I think we
should push the car back up the road and see if it happens again." |
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