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m****s
发帖数: 7397
1
下回再遇到慢车Toyota, Korean cars, Saturn拦住我。 保证一射后窗, 二射油箱。
t*******y
发帖数: 11968
2
Baby on Board
m****s
发帖数: 7397
3
shoot between B and B

【在 t*******y 的大作中提到】
: Baby on Board
n*********e
发帖数: 25274
4
这斯疯了.
m****s
发帖数: 7397
5
My 2 year old almost always on board, when I got pulled over for speeding.
90 miles, 93 miles. whatever those crazy pigs say. big deal.
Just this weekend. he slept through the whole pull over and ticketing
process. like nothing ever happened. Just snored and slept when the pig
looked in and asked his daddy for license and registration. pigs. Granted
the pig was overly quick in processing this time. must be a big ticketing
day, on April 30th, end of month. So busy the pig had to hurry up.
I went back in traffic and he just kept sleeping on ...

【在 t*******y 的大作中提到】
: Baby on Board
s********l
发帖数: 5752
6
我看也是~~

【在 n*********e 的大作中提到】
: 这斯疯了.
d*****e
发帖数: 7368
7
靠,我说今天打喷涕。真是躺着也中枪。
d*****e
发帖数: 7368
8
同学,可以向我学习的地方很多。比如助人为乐啊,做好事不留名啦,扶老奶奶过马路
啦。。。
n*********e
发帖数: 25274
9
lol

【在 d*****e 的大作中提到】
: 同学,可以向我学习的地方很多。比如助人为乐啊,做好事不留名啦,扶老奶奶过马路
: 啦。。。

n*********e
发帖数: 25274
10
真猛.
93mile? 在哪里?

【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: My 2 year old almost always on board, when I got pulled over for speeding.
: 90 miles, 93 miles. whatever those crazy pigs say. big deal.
: Just this weekend. he slept through the whole pull over and ticketing
: process. like nothing ever happened. Just snored and slept when the pig
: looked in and asked his daddy for license and registration. pigs. Granted
: the pig was overly quick in processing this time. must be a big ticketing
: day, on April 30th, end of month. So busy the pig had to hurry up.
: I went back in traffic and he just kept sleeping on ...

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s****y
发帖数: 3437
11


【在 d*****e 的大作中提到】
: 同学,可以向我学习的地方很多。比如助人为乐啊,做好事不留名啦,扶老奶奶过马路
: 啦。。。

m****s
发帖数: 7397
12
93 is nothing..
i literally begin to fall asleep when I go under 80.... NND
in Canada and Vaterland I do 100+ all the way. LOVE Canada!

【在 n*********e 的大作中提到】
: 真猛.
: 93mile? 在哪里?

n*********e
发帖数: 25274
13
你这水平不去街头赛车真亏了.
能问一下您的半年1车的保险费用吗?

【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: 93 is nothing..
: i literally begin to fall asleep when I go under 80.... NND
: in Canada and Vaterland I do 100+ all the way. LOVE Canada!

i******t
发帖数: 11048
14
你就听他吹把
加拿大开100kph还好意思

【在 n*********e 的大作中提到】
: 你这水平不去街头赛车真亏了.
: 能问一下您的半年1车的保险费用吗?

m****s
发帖数: 7397
15
保险没事 don't worry
Over the years, across the country, 罚款无数
我每张都打, 每个官司都赢了。。。so far. knock on the wood.

【在 n*********e 的大作中提到】
: 你这水平不去街头赛车真亏了.
: 能问一下您的半年1车的保险费用吗?

B******n
发帖数: 2381
16
这把不错。国产的。

【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: 下回再遇到慢车Toyota, Korean cars, Saturn拦住我。 保证一射后窗, 二射油箱。
m****s
发帖数: 7397
17
你省省了
我就准备好用100来做借口的, 要是被拦住的话。
当年俺从Troy 窜进窜出的时候, 你都不知道Michigan 在哪儿。
In Detroit streets, 俺和一帮小黑不是没飚过街。

【在 i******t 的大作中提到】
: 你就听他吹把
: 加拿大开100kph还好意思

n*********e
发帖数: 25274
18
真那么神?
偶然赢一次容易,次次赢,那老爸不是李刚了吗?

【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: 保险没事 don't worry
: Over the years, across the country, 罚款无数
: 我每张都打, 每个官司都赢了。。。so far. knock on the wood.

w********c
发帖数: 2632
19
isn't there a heliport in midtown east? get one and no one will be
in ur way ever.

【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: 下回再遇到慢车Toyota, Korean cars, Saturn拦住我。 保证一射后窗, 二射油箱。
m****s
发帖数: 7397
20
you don't just walk into a court room and expect to win.
you study the judge, you study the prosecutor, heck, if situation allows
you even study the pig who gave you the ticket.
You ask for discovery promptly. you request to change court dates frequently.
you buy the largest cardboard you can get from Wal-Mart and you plaster
stupid pictures of highways all over it.
You dress formally, represent yourself and bring beneth your arm a role of
documents/evidence as heavy as they would dig out from the death sea...
You speak with calm ,clarity and respect. you demonstrate your mastery of
the "relevant" law and shiw complete support for the law. you point out the
problem the pig might have had with the situation. again, with utmost
respect to the judge and with authority over the matter actually transpired,
ACCORDING TO YOU.
The only thing I lack is a freaking bar exam.....
BTW I have failed in courts before. experience helps.
the key lesson: don't EXPECT to win (EVEN when LAW "supposedly" is on your
side, but fight NOT to lose.

【在 n*********e 的大作中提到】
: 真那么神?
: 偶然赢一次容易,次次赢,那老爸不是李刚了吗?

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n*********e
发帖数: 25274
21
真神,崇拜ing...

frequently.
the

【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: you don't just walk into a court room and expect to win.
: you study the judge, you study the prosecutor, heck, if situation allows
: you even study the pig who gave you the ticket.
: You ask for discovery promptly. you request to change court dates frequently.
: you buy the largest cardboard you can get from Wal-Mart and you plaster
: stupid pictures of highways all over it.
: You dress formally, represent yourself and bring beneth your arm a role of
: documents/evidence as heavy as they would dig out from the death sea...
: You speak with calm ,clarity and respect. you demonstrate your mastery of
: the "relevant" law and shiw complete support for the law. you point out the

m****s
发帖数: 7397
22
haha funny
i enjoy driving, especially on open roads.
no desire to fly. I don't even fly commercial.

【在 w********c 的大作中提到】
: isn't there a heliport in midtown east? get one and no one will be
: in ur way ever.

n*********e
发帖数: 25274
23
主要是还却钱...

【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: haha funny
: i enjoy driving, especially on open roads.
: no desire to fly. I don't even fly commercial.

v*******y
发帖数: 5530
24
Troy是michigan的好区啊
那边飙车很多吗

【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: 你省省了
: 我就准备好用100来做借口的, 要是被拦住的话。
: 当年俺从Troy 窜进窜出的时候, 你都不知道Michigan 在哪儿。
: In Detroit streets, 俺和一帮小黑不是没飚过街。

p********i
发帖数: 12365
25
啥叫fly commercial?

haha funny
i enjoy driving, especially on open roads.
no desire to fly. I don't even fly commercial.

【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: haha funny
: i enjoy driving, especially on open roads.
: no desire to fly. I don't even fly commercial.

m****s
发帖数: 7397
26
99% of the people you know probably fly commercial (LUV, Delta, UAL...)
the rest fly private or military....

【在 p********i 的大作中提到】
: 啥叫fly commercial?
:
: haha funny
: i enjoy driving, especially on open roads.
: no desire to fly. I don't even fly commercial.

m****s
发帖数: 7397
27
看贴不仔细。
从Troy 窜进窜出加拿大。。。
飙车 在迪特律

【在 v*******y 的大作中提到】
: Troy是michigan的好区啊
: 那边飙车很多吗

d**********r
发帖数: 24123
28
原来阿斯这么厉害的,那我要拜。

【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: 你省省了
: 我就准备好用100来做借口的, 要是被拦住的话。
: 当年俺从Troy 窜进窜出的时候, 你都不知道Michigan 在哪儿。
: In Detroit streets, 俺和一帮小黑不是没飚过街。

m****s
发帖数: 7397
29
没啥厉害
普通得很。
年轻时候, 可不能活得像老头老太。。。
大多数后来的国人, 都活得文皱皱那个样。。。呵呵呵呵 车也开不来。 安全也不懂
。 停车也不会。也想混账驾照。开个60 mile per hr 就上 passing lane. 不是害人
麽?
the reason they stay left in Fast Lane 主要是 because they don't know how to
handle the incoming and outgoing traffic in the right most lane. 它们觉得不
安全,嫌麻烦。 就是不觉得自己堵着别人是麻烦别人。

【在 d**********r 的大作中提到】
: 原来阿斯这么厉害的,那我要拜。
m****s
发帖数: 7397
30
撤了
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s*i
发帖数: 1402
31
好帖,顶上十大

frequently.
the
transpired,

【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: you don't just walk into a court room and expect to win.
: you study the judge, you study the prosecutor, heck, if situation allows
: you even study the pig who gave you the ticket.
: You ask for discovery promptly. you request to change court dates frequently.
: you buy the largest cardboard you can get from Wal-Mart and you plaster
: stupid pictures of highways all over it.
: You dress formally, represent yourself and bring beneth your arm a role of
: documents/evidence as heavy as they would dig out from the death sea...
: You speak with calm ,clarity and respect. you demonstrate your mastery of
: the "relevant" law and shiw complete support for the law. you point out the

s*i
发帖数: 1402
32
为什么别的慢车没事?

【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: 下回再遇到慢车Toyota, Korean cars, Saturn拦住我。 保证一射后窗, 二射油箱。
b*********n
发帖数: 2975
33
//nod
不止一次有老中讲嫌换lane麻烦, 就在一个lane上开到底, 呵呵

没啥厉害
普通得很。
年轻时候, 可不能活得像老头老太。。。
大多数后来的国人, 都活得文皱皱那个样。。。呵呵呵呵 车也开不来。 安全也不懂
。 停车也不会。也想混账驾照。开个60 mile per hr 就上 passing lane. 不是害人
麽?
the reason they stay left in Fast Lane 主要是 because they don't know how to
handle the incoming and outgoing traffic in the right most lane. 它们觉得不
安全,嫌麻烦。 就是不觉得自己堵着别人是麻烦别人。

【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: 没啥厉害
: 普通得很。
: 年轻时候, 可不能活得像老头老太。。。
: 大多数后来的国人, 都活得文皱皱那个样。。。呵呵呵呵 车也开不来。 安全也不懂
: 。 停车也不会。也想混账驾照。开个60 mile per hr 就上 passing lane. 不是害人
: 麽?
: the reason they stay left in Fast Lane 主要是 because they don't know how to
: handle the incoming and outgoing traffic in the right most lane. 它们觉得不
: 安全,嫌麻烦。 就是不觉得自己堵着别人是麻烦别人。

y*****x
发帖数: 3291
34
troy已经是不错的区了,窜进窜出不算危险,
要在 6 miles往下开车窜进窜出才算牛Blity

【在 m****s 的大作中提到】
: 你省省了
: 我就准备好用100来做借口的, 要是被拦住的话。
: 当年俺从Troy 窜进窜出的时候, 你都不知道Michigan 在哪儿。
: In Detroit streets, 俺和一帮小黑不是没飚过街。

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