m*****5
发帖数: 23482 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: xt (拷贝猫), 信区: Military
标 题: Stuff White People Like
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Nov 17 09:47:21 2010, 美东)
这是一本即将出版的新书，是个在加州的加拿大白人
写的，很有意思。
http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com
里面有个很长的list，写了他们喜欢什么，比如这个：
#117 Political Prisoners
For the most part, this list has offered ways to befriend white people one
at a time. However, if you want to befriend a large number of white people
at the same time, the easiest way to do it is to go to jail for political
reasons.
White people love political prisoners because they are individuals who have
been locked up because their beliefs or their presence stands in defiance of
an unjust system. In fact, most white people would love to be locked up for
their beliefs provided that they could go to a jail with private toilets,
plenty of books and no rape.
Instead, white people are forced to turn those dreams of oppression into
something more productive. Specifically the belief that one day their law
degree, graphic design skill, or ability to attend a concert can be used to
free a political prisoner.
If you happen to be this individual, then you have no further work to do.
White people already like you and will provide for you financially in the
form of book deals, commencement addresses, and documentaries. But do not
assume that these are the only people who can benefit from their time in
jail.
Political prisoners make excellent choices whenever a white person asks you
to name a personal hero. If they drop an answer like “Kurt Cobain” or “
Toni Morrison” you can easily trump them by offering up a name like Mumia
Abu Jamal or Nelson Mandela which will show white people that you are smart,
well informed, and political. Or that you own at least one Rage Against
the Machine CD.
But what if you pick the wrong political prisoner? Impossible. This is
because political prisoners do not exist until a famous white person has
drawn attention to them. Until that point, any person who has been locked up
for their beliefs is just a regular prisoner and subsequently not worthy of
graffiti stencils.
Conversely, if you ever find yourself needing to end a friendship with a
white person you can simply say something like “well, he’s a criminal he
belongs in jail. I don’t care what the Beastie Boys have to say about it.”
End of friendship. | k*****y
发帖数: 4550 | 2 What's the #1?
White blonde slut? | m*****5
发帖数: 23482 | 3
#1 Coffee
#11 Asian Girls
【在 k*****y 的大作中提到】
: What's the #1?
: White blonde slut?
| a*o
发帖数: 25262 | | m*****5
发帖数: 23482 | 5
你看没看内容啊
看的是幽默，不是和谐
【在 a*o 的大作中提到】
: Stereotype.....
| a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 6 Read a bit...it funny when a white making fun of whites.. but if he makes
fun of black...other groups...he's in trouble...
【在 m*****5 的大作中提到】
:
: 你看没看内容啊
: 看的是幽默，不是和谐
| m*****5
发帖数: 23482 | 7
就事论事，事实上就是没有这个if
【在 a*o 的大作中提到】
: Read a bit...it funny when a white making fun of whites.. but if he makes
: fun of black...other groups...he's in trouble...
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