g*******a 发帖数: 31586 | 1 电梯边
我 一个中东人
中东人:How's your work and education?
我: no good.
中东人:OBAMA?
我想了想: very bad.
中东人呆了呆,我们一起进电梯了
请问这什么情况? |
l*****z 发帖数: 13617 | |
g***a 发帖数: 3107 | |
b*******e 发帖数: 554 | |
p****x 发帖数: 980 | 5 I knew that you can speak broken English.
But no big deal,coz most ppl speak English better than you.
BTW, how is your original joke coming along?
I just took a walk a moment ago. Did you post your joke?
You have two hours to write one joke.
If you need some training, let me know.
【在 b*******e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : Ask that JJWW guy
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a*o 发帖数: 25262 | 7 I cdnoult blveiee taht i cluod aulacity uesdnatnrd waht i was rdgnieg. The
phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to rsceearch at Cmabrigde
Uinervisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae.
The reset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lterter by istelf, but
the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig eh? And I awlyas tohghut slpeling was imporantt
…! And for thsoe of you wtih mroe tmie tahn ohrets, you wlli ntocie taht
not olny are msot of the wrosd a mses but smoe of tehm are cpmlpoetley
msiseplt awslel…!
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : I knew that you can speak broken English. : But no big deal,coz most ppl speak English better than you. : BTW, how is your original joke coming along? : I just took a walk a moment ago. Did you post your joke? : You have two hours to write one joke. : If you need some training, let me know.
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t*d 发帖数: 3386 | 8 aamznig
pclae.
imporantt
【在 a*o 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : I cdnoult blveiee taht i cluod aulacity uesdnatnrd waht i was rdgnieg. The : phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to rsceearch at Cmabrigde : Uinervisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the : olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. : The reset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. : tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lterter by istelf, but : the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig eh? And I awlyas tohghut slpeling was imporantt : …! And for thsoe of you wtih mroe tmie tahn ohrets, you wlli ntocie taht : not olny are msot of the wrosd a mses but smoe of tehm are cpmlpoetley : msiseplt awslel…!
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c*******k 发帖数: 554 | 9 孟楠同学,你一大老爷们儿咋这么记仇啊?
过去了就完了。呵呵。 |
g***a 发帖数: 3107 | 10
haha 学术界的最新发现。。
【在 t*d 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : aamznig : : pclae. : imporantt
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p****x 发帖数: 980 | 11 I already said that to Da bai ,
you can not steal my ideas or words.
That's not considered original.
You challenged me; yet you failed miserably.
I can not extend the time limit to 10 hours for you, coz it is not fair
if the other contestant only had 10 minutes to write a joke.
【在 b*******e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : YOU Are the Joke !!!
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g***a 发帖数: 3107 | 12 走走熊你竟然在这么敏感的时期也参与讨论英文问题。。 |
p****x 发帖数: 980 | 13 Sure, I am sick of it already.
His words are not new or original at all lol...
【在 c*******k 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 孟楠同学,你一大老爷们儿咋这么记仇啊? : 过去了就完了。呵呵。
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g***a 发帖数: 3107 | 14
大哥 周末了出去走走吧 看你这么纠结我也难受啊~~听听走走熊的慈悲吟 放下心中的
仇恨吧..
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : Sure, I am sick of it already. : His words are not new or original at all lol...
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a*o 发帖数: 25262 | 15 excellente!!
The NY board is thriving because of u...
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : I already said that to Da bai , : you can not steal my ideas or words. : That's not considered original. : You challenged me; yet you failed miserably. : I can not extend the time limit to 10 hours for you, coz it is not fair : if the other contestant only had 10 minutes to write a joke.
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b*******e 发帖数: 554 | 16
I did some training. My training was about how to drive jerks like you crazy
, So far My training went very well, and it seems you are on the verge of
mental meltdown. Anyway, I have to admit , seriously,your English is really
good, but your mentality is really bad.
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : I knew that you can speak broken English. : But no big deal,coz most ppl speak English better than you. : BTW, how is your original joke coming along? : I just took a walk a moment ago. Did you post your joke? : You have two hours to write one joke. : If you need some training, let me know.
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m*****5 发帖数: 23482 | 17
我觉得走走胸这个笑话就在这个时期才显得特别好笑
【在 g***a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 走走熊你竟然在这么敏感的时期也参与讨论英文问题。。
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l*****z 发帖数: 13617 | 18 天哪!!我不懂英文,可是我竟然知道你在说什么!!是魔法吗?
pclae.
imporantt
【在 a*o 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : I cdnoult blveiee taht i cluod aulacity uesdnatnrd waht i was rdgnieg. The : phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to rsceearch at Cmabrigde : Uinervisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the : olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. : The reset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. : tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lterter by istelf, but : the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig eh? And I awlyas tohghut slpeling was imporantt : …! And for thsoe of you wtih mroe tmie tahn ohrets, you wlli ntocie taht : not olny are msot of the wrosd a mses but smoe of tehm are cpmlpoetley : msiseplt awslel…!
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b*******e 发帖数: 554 | 19
compete for what? who is crazier? believe or not, You won already.
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : I already said that to Da bai , : you can not steal my ideas or words. : That's not considered original. : You challenged me; yet you failed miserably. : I can not extend the time limit to 10 hours for you, coz it is not fair : if the other contestant only had 10 minutes to write a joke.
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p****x 发帖数: 980 | 20 Apprently your training was a lousy one.
You should ask for a full refund of your tuition.
Mental breakdown, English ability...
Can you come up with some fresh ideas?
I am sick of your lack of originality.
crazy
really
【在 b*******e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : : compete for what? who is crazier? believe or not, You won already.
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g***a 发帖数: 3107 | 21
额 又换了个战场。。现在有种三国鼎立的感觉啊
【在 m*****5 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : : 我觉得走走胸这个笑话就在这个时期才显得特别好笑
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a*o 发帖数: 25262 | 22 可能是吧。。。这几年前就在网上流了。。呵呵。。。
【在 l*****z 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 天哪!!我不懂英文,可是我竟然知道你在说什么!!是魔法吗? : : pclae. : imporantt
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e*********n 发帖数: 4599 | 23 天哪, 我没有看懂, 泥肯定是天才
【在 l*****z 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 天哪!!我不懂英文,可是我竟然知道你在说什么!!是魔法吗? : : pclae. : imporantt
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b*******e 发帖数: 554 | 24
You are getting there dude, very close. hang on, you will win the tittle of
......
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : Apprently your training was a lousy one. : You should ask for a full refund of your tuition. : Mental breakdown, English ability... : Can you come up with some fresh ideas? : I am sick of your lack of originality. : : crazy : really
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y*e 发帖数: 9799 | 25 牛肉比我聪明~
【在 b*******e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : : You are getting there dude, very close. hang on, you will win the tittle of : ......
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p****x 发帖数: 980 | 26 In case you have difficulty understanding English in "context",
I copied my sentences here for your reference
"I can not extend the time limit to 10 hours for you, coz it is not fair
if the other contestant only had 10 minutes to write a joke."
If you are suffering from constipation today,
you can use the time of tonight to write a joke and impress me tomorrow.
Fair enough?
【在 b*******e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : : You are getting there dude, very close. hang on, you will win the tittle of : ......
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y*e 发帖数: 9799 | 27 this is a living proof why I like beefcurtain :-)
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : In case you have difficulty understanding English in "context", : I copied my sentences here for your reference : "I can not extend the time limit to 10 hours for you, coz it is not fair : if the other contestant only had 10 minutes to write a joke." : If you are suffering from constipation today, : you can use the time of tonight to write a joke and impress me tomorrow. : Fair enough?
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b*******e 发帖数: 554 | 28 Constipation is not good for your health, I am so sorry for you . because
you suffering both physical and mental sickness. Don't there is a cure for
constipation, which is writing not-funny jokes in English. You can try
tonite. As for you mental problem, I suggest you giving masturbation a try.
Good luck, Englishman, You are the best |
p****x 发帖数: 980 | 29 Your English is getting increasingly broken and senseless.
Are you sure you are not on drug or sth?
Just now, I wrote an original joke tailored to Da bai’s personality in 10
minutes.Someone might be able to beat me and break that record, but not you.
You just don't have what it takes.
If you like, I can write a custom-made joke for you so that you can get
trending on twitter.
I just need more information from you, coz I knew nothing about you so far:
What size are your bras? Are your boobs symmetric? Do you color-coordinate
your underwear with your clothes? How much do you weigh?
.
【在 b*******e 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : Constipation is not good for your health, I am so sorry for you . because : you suffering both physical and mental sickness. Don't there is a cure for : constipation, which is writing not-funny jokes in English. You can try : tonite. As for you mental problem, I suggest you giving masturbation a try. : Good luck, Englishman, You are the best
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g***a 发帖数: 3107 | 30
you.
幽默的最高境界是自嘲 不是嘲笑别人。。
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : Your English is getting increasingly broken and senseless. : Are you sure you are not on drug or sth? : Just now, I wrote an original joke tailored to Da bai’s personality in 10 : minutes.Someone might be able to beat me and break that record, but not you. : You just don't have what it takes. : If you like, I can write a custom-made joke for you so that you can get : trending on twitter. : I just need more information from you, coz I knew nothing about you so far: : What size are your bras? Are your boobs symmetric? Do you color-coordinate : your underwear with your clothes? How much do you weigh?
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b*******e 发帖数: 554 | 31
you.
Nuts
【在 p****x 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : Your English is getting increasingly broken and senseless. : Are you sure you are not on drug or sth? : Just now, I wrote an original joke tailored to Da bai’s personality in 10 : minutes.Someone might be able to beat me and break that record, but not you. : You just don't have what it takes. : If you like, I can write a custom-made joke for you so that you can get : trending on twitter. : I just need more information from you, coz I knew nothing about you so far: : What size are your bras? Are your boobs symmetric? Do you color-coordinate : your underwear with your clothes? How much do you weigh?
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