b**********2 发帖数: 1923 | 1 this morning, got off the train, walking underneath the grand central
passage...
then felt someone tapped my shoulder, turned my head, and saw a black woman,
she whispered in my ear: you have stains on your pants, the back of your
pants...
then i rushed to the nearest starbucks, took off my pants, and saw two big
spot of blood stains...
then i was walking towards a duane reade...
then an old asian woman tapped on my shoulder, before she said anything, i
said, thank you, i know...
then i rushed to a duane reade, and bought some pads...
then i rushed to a deli, went to a diiiiiiiiiiiirty bathroom, put on the
pads and wiped my pants with water and toilet paper...
then i went to a gap and bought a pair of pants
then i went back to the fitting room, and put on a new pair of pants...
then i sat my ass down at work... |
m*****5 发帖数: 23482 | |
c*****l 发帖数: 5203 | 3 sorry
sucks...
but happend to every girls... |
b**********2 发帖数: 1923 | 4 my days in between is never exact
【在 m*****5 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 计算日子是多么的重要啊
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b********r 发帖数: 7725 | |
m*****5 发帖数: 23482 | 6
提前几天穿黑的就是了
【在 b**********2 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : my days in between is never exact
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i******k 发帖数: 58 | 7 why dont you use the bathroom in Duane instead of going to a nearby Deli?
woman,
【在 b**********2 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : this morning, got off the train, walking underneath the grand central : passage... : then felt someone tapped my shoulder, turned my head, and saw a black woman, : she whispered in my ear: you have stains on your pants, the back of your : pants... : then i rushed to the nearest starbucks, took off my pants, and saw two big : spot of blood stains... : then i was walking towards a duane reade... : then an old asian woman tapped on my shoulder, before she said anything, i : said, thank you, i know...
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b**********2 发帖数: 1923 | 8 oops, forgot to add
I asked the cashier at the duane reade, do you have a bathroom... and the
bitchy cunty looking cashier said: no
【在 i******k 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : why dont you use the bathroom in Duane instead of going to a nearby Deli? : : woman,
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A*****8 发帖数: 306 | |
f*******m 发帖数: 5008 | 10 说明你肯定不痛经
我来之前一周就开始疼
多喝热水,红糖姜汤水。
不要熬夜,不要做剧烈运动。
照顾好自己。 |
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b*****8 发帖数: 1060 | |
k********a 发帖数: 7225 | 12 Re
我提前三天开始痛。看来不是啥坏事
说明你肯定不痛经我来之前一周就开始疼多喝热水,红糖姜汤水。不要熬夜,不要做剧
烈运动。照顾好自己。
★ Sent from iPhone App: iReader Mitbbs Lite 7.20
【在 f*******m 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 说明你肯定不痛经 : 我来之前一周就开始疼 : 多喝热水,红糖姜汤水。 : 不要熬夜,不要做剧烈运动。 : 照顾好自己。
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m******d 发帖数: 3243 | 13 A joke
Teacher: ok, girls here is the deal. You are going to bleed every month
pretty much for the rest of your life.
Girl: does it hurt?
Teacher: not you but everyone around you |
g*******a 发帖数: 31586 | |
n****r 发帖数: 1568 | 15 似乎很尴尬啊!我也有相同的经历,某天穿着刚买的西服走进自己的office,后面跟进
来个女同事说我裤子开裆了。我回头一摸,可不是,内裤都能看得见。 |
b*****t 发帖数: 9671 | |
d******5 发帖数: 440 | 17 你不会感觉的胸涨嘛?
我ex告诉我预兆之一就是胸涨 |
m*****5 发帖数: 23482 | |
o**4 发帖数: 35028 | 19 你喝点补补吧
【在 g*******a 的大作中提到】![](/moin_static193/solenoid/img/up.png) : 补血
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