W***e
发帖数: 5422 | 1 当妈的就是专职三陪啊，陪吃陪玩还得陪睡。只要有一点不顺小人儿的意了，立马咧嘴
就给你嚎啕。你还不敢给
他颜色看。你给他一点，他马上给你更多颜色看。这种三陪真命苦，也没有人给发工资
。做好了没有promotion，
稍微有点差错就有一堆人批评。唉。 | q*****7
发帖数: 1173 | | c****n
发帖数: 983 | | k******a
发帖数: 2470 | | j****1
发帖数: 72 | | W***e
发帖数: 5422 | 6 唉，现在宝宝不那么乖了，总是绝食，搞得我都愁死了。 | p*****t
发帖数: 193 | 7 感同身受！
我这个最近两天也开始闹绝食了，搞的我这个三陪大妈很火大！ | W***e
发帖数: 5422 | 8 你家是啥原因啊？
【在 p*****t 的大作中提到】
: 感同身受！
: 我这个最近两天也开始闹绝食了，搞的我这个三陪大妈很火大！
| s*******3
发帖数: 763 | | p*****t
发帖数: 193 | 10 莫名啊~~
我还带去儿医那里，儿医就来了一句：随她啦~~~
【在 W***e 的大作中提到】
: 你家是啥原因啊？
| p********5
发帖数: 7433 | 11 All songs talking about love may be not true. But change the lover into baby
, all love songs make sense.
我宁愿看着你睡得如此沉静 胜过你醒时决裂般无情 | d****k
发帖数: 2738 | 12 呵呵，一样一样的。
大家有没有觉得这里的ped太好赚了，什么都是正常，随他去，he will grow it out。 | m**y
发帖数: 18546 | 13 pat pat. 我家的三天两头闹绝食，我儿医早就麻了。这么难弄的宝宝，让我想当漂亮
妈妈都没那么容
易
【在 W***e 的大作中提到】
: 唉，现在宝宝不那么乖了，总是绝食，搞得我都愁死了。
| f********e
发帖数: 1360 | 14 PARENT - Job Description
This is hysterical. If it had been presented this way, I don't believe any
of us would have done it!!!!
POSITION : Mum, Mummy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada, Pa, Pop
JOB DESCRIPTION :
Long term, team players needed, for challenging, Permanent work in an Often
chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication And
organizational skills and be willing to work Variable hours, which will
include evenings and weekends And frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some
overnight travel required, including trips to Primitive camping sites on
rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel
expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required.
RESPONSIBILITIES :
The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily,
Until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also,
must possess the physical stamina of a Pack mule And be able to go from zero
to 60 mph in three seconds flat In case, this time, the screams from The
backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face
stimulating technical challenges, Such as small gadget repair, mysteriously
sluggish toilets And stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain
calendars and Coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have
ability to plan and organize social gatherings For clients of all ages and
mental outlooks. Must be a willing to be indispensable one minute, An
embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a
Half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always
hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final,
complete accountability for The quality of the end product. Responsibilities
also include floor maintenance and Janitorial work throughout the facility.
POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION :
None. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without
complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, So that those
in your charge can ultimately surpass you
PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE :
None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually
exhausting basis.
WAGES AND COMPENSATION :
Get this! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon
payment is due when they turn 18 because Of the assumption that college will
help them Become financially independent. When you die, you give them
whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that
You actually enjoy it and wish you could only do more.
BENEFITS :
While no health or dental insurance, no pension, No tuition reimbursement,
no paid holidays and No stock options are offered; This job supplies
limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, And free
hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right.
Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything
they do on a daily basis, Letting them know they are appreciated For the
fabulous job they do... Or forward with love To anyone thinking of applying
for the job.
** AND A FOOTNOTE 'THERE IS NO RETIREMENT -- EVER!!! |
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