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Nursing版 - Joke: Call Bell System
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Attn: Nurse Manager
I think we should implement this.
A selective call bell system…, for example, when the call bell rings, they
have an automated choice.
Enter 1, if you are calling to say you have to shit AGAIN
Enter 2, if you are calling to say your have already shit in bed (this is a
totally different problem)
Enter 3, if you are a drug seeking asshole and are requesting morphine.
Enter 4, if your crazy family is here and they want to speak with me.
Enter 5, if you feel like complaining and
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