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发帖数: 367 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 HUSHI 俱乐部 】
发信人: yaoyuan (yaoyuan), 信区: HUSHI
标 题: 来一个幽默吧，看看你有没有精神病
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 19 18:41:24 2011, 美东)
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Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.
If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.
If you are codependent, please ask someone to press 2.
If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just
stay on the line so we can trace the call.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you
which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press. No
one will answer.
If you are delusional and occasionally hallucinate, please be aware that the
thing you are holding on the side of your head is alive and about to bite
off your ear. |
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