t**x 发帖数: 20965 | 1 american consumerism description:
1) you have an iphone 4,
2) "steve job's apple commercial implys" your droid sucks get an iphone 5,
it does more than what your piece of crap droid does.
3) run to the bank and withdraw $300.00 for the new iphone. only $20 left
4) drive to the nearest apple store $300.00 given to the apple dude with no
college diploma.
5) look at the accessories area... OMG i need these accessories. buys $200.
00 worth of accessoriess via credit card
6) looks at the iphone with awe and gladness.. Mommy whats for dinner.
7) OMG i have only $20 left in the bank and i need to use that $30.00 for me
, and my two kids for food.. its not enough
8) uses credit card to buy $50.00 worth of food and ice cream on the way
home
9) ONE MONTH LATER: OMG i dont have money to pay off my credit card
10) Steve Jobs doing cartwheels in happiness as he looks at the profit
reports. YOU: in serious credit card debt, and husband lost his job.
11) one year later: OMG new iphone, $300.00 for new phone $400 on new
accessories...
12) Steve jobs amazed he made more money this year than last year: YOU:
house is foreclosed. Looking at that new Iphone 5: All you see is Steve Job'
s face saying : you lost your house, haha too bad, im more wealthier than
you, and your out in the street... Tough luck, your money is now my money. |
N*****S 发帖数: 1551 | |
A*****s 发帖数: 13748 | 3 都要破产了
all idiots
no
【在 t**x 的大作中提到】 : american consumerism description: : 1) you have an iphone 4, : 2) "steve job's apple commercial implys" your droid sucks get an iphone 5, : it does more than what your piece of crap droid does. : 3) run to the bank and withdraw $300.00 for the new iphone. only $20 left : 4) drive to the nearest apple store $300.00 given to the apple dude with no : college diploma. : 5) look at the accessories area... OMG i need these accessories. buys $200. : 00 worth of accessoriess via credit card : 6) looks at the iphone with awe and gladness.. Mommy whats for dinner.
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L*****y 发帖数: 4290 | 4 为啥? 破产了就可以赖账了. 多聪明. 打仗也不吃亏. 别人拿他没办法.
都要破产了
all idiots
no
【在 A*****s 的大作中提到】 : 都要破产了 : all idiots : : no
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t****g 发帖数: 35582 | 5 说实话,国内的房奴卡奴一点都不比美国人胆子小。
【在 N*****S 的大作中提到】 : 这算啥,中国小孩敢卖肾。
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d****z 发帖数: 9761 | 6 卡奴? ZKSS
【在 t****g 的大作中提到】 : 说实话,国内的房奴卡奴一点都不比美国人胆子小。
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n******7 发帖数: 5678 | |
A*****s 发帖数: 13748 | 8 真是tmd对中华民族的奇耻大辱
【在 n******7 的大作中提到】 : Apple 现在靠中国人送钱。
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t****g 发帖数: 35582 | 9 你转战weiphone吧,把那些果粉果轮都骂死。
【在 A*****s 的大作中提到】 : 真是tmd对中华民族的奇耻大辱
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A*****s 发帖数: 13748 | 10 懒 lol
【在 t****g 的大作中提到】 : 你转战weiphone吧,把那些果粉果轮都骂死。
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z****e 发帖数: 3400 | 11 这些所谓的超前消费都是缺乏金融意识的表现,没什么好说的。我跟认为他们这么消费
是很可怜的。中国人善于存钱消费,是更明智的。 |
N********n 发帖数: 8363 | 12
Consuming selves into bankruptcy = idiocy at its deepest.
【在 t**x 的大作中提到】 : american consumerism description: : 1) you have an iphone 4, : 2) "steve job's apple commercial implys" your droid sucks get an iphone 5, : it does more than what your piece of crap droid does. : 3) run to the bank and withdraw $300.00 for the new iphone. only $20 left : 4) drive to the nearest apple store $300.00 given to the apple dude with no : college diploma. : 5) look at the accessories area... OMG i need these accessories. buys $200. : 00 worth of accessoriess via credit card : 6) looks at the iphone with awe and gladness.. Mommy whats for dinner.
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A*****s 发帖数: 13748 | 13 都是银行忽悠客户刷卡的计量
还编出什么美国老太太贷款买房的故事
真是笑死人了 lol
【在 z****e 的大作中提到】 : 这些所谓的超前消费都是缺乏金融意识的表现,没什么好说的。我跟认为他们这么消费 : 是很可怜的。中国人善于存钱消费,是更明智的。
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a****a 发帖数: 5763 | 14 这部扯淡吗
哪个美国人家里不是欠十几万啥的,为一个iphone jjww的,那是真的傻逼
no
me
Job'
【在 t**x 的大作中提到】 : american consumerism description: : 1) you have an iphone 4, : 2) "steve job's apple commercial implys" your droid sucks get an iphone 5, : it does more than what your piece of crap droid does. : 3) run to the bank and withdraw $300.00 for the new iphone. only $20 left : 4) drive to the nearest apple store $300.00 given to the apple dude with no : college diploma. : 5) look at the accessories area... OMG i need these accessories. buys $200. : 00 worth of accessoriess via credit card : 6) looks at the iphone with awe and gladness.. Mommy whats for dinner.
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