seller: I am selling the new ipad
buyer: but it is used.
seller: Yes it is used.
buyer: but you said it is new.
seller: I never said it is new.
buyer: what are you selling then?
seller: i am selling the new ipad.
buyer: see you said it is new.
seller: no it is not.
buyer: $%&$%^%&*^(&*&^*(&)
...
seller2: here i have the new new ipad for sale, you want it? Also i have the
new new new ipad in the line if you like to wait... http://blog.sfgate.com/techchron/2012/03/08/why-not-call-it-the