c****e 发帖数: 2097 | 1 根据标题一定要长,正文一定要短的网络井绳
本无聊无知家长简单设想如下:
老大培养成医生
如果有老二
就培养成厨子,或者restaurantier
如果有老三
就培养成管理resort酒店的
大家补充,几个娃能摆平? |
B******1 发帖数: 9094 | 2 1st boy: policeman
1st girl: politician
2nd boy: M.D.
2nd girl: pediatrician
3rd boy: NBA player
3rd girl: professor
4th boy: CEO
4th girl: lawyer
So at least 8 children. |
c****e 发帖数: 2097 | 3 你界是为人民服务
俺们是要自己享乐
思想境界不一样了
你这还缺个麻醉师
【在 B******1 的大作中提到】 : 1st boy: policeman : 1st girl: politician : 2nd boy: M.D. : 2nd girl: pediatrician : 3rd boy: NBA player : 3rd girl: professor : 4th boy: CEO : 4th girl: lawyer : So at least 8 children.
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B******1 发帖数: 9094 | 4 However
1) Without a big brother as a policeman, all the other siblings run the risk
of loosing everything they earned or cherished.
2) Without a big sister as a politician, all the other siblings would be
taxed to the bones by Uncle Sam or robbed by the genius from Wall Streets.
3) Without a medical doctor or a pediatrician in the family, other relatives
and their young children would suffer unnecessary checkups and tests on top
of the excruciating pains.
4) NBA -> Dad's dream
5) Professor -> M
【在 c****e 的大作中提到】 : 你界是为人民服务 : 俺们是要自己享乐 : 思想境界不一样了 : 你这还缺个麻醉师
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p*****m 发帖数: 2895 | 5 hahaha 4 girls 4 boys
risk
relatives
top
【在 B******1 的大作中提到】 : However : 1) Without a big brother as a policeman, all the other siblings run the risk : of loosing everything they earned or cherished. : 2) Without a big sister as a politician, all the other siblings would be : taxed to the bones by Uncle Sam or robbed by the genius from Wall Streets. : 3) Without a medical doctor or a pediatrician in the family, other relatives : and their young children would suffer unnecessary checkups and tests on top : of the excruciating pains. : 4) NBA -> Dad's dream : 5) Professor -> M
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c****e 发帖数: 2097 | 6
risk
relatives
top
介个嘛,有钱人在米国还不用芥末胆战心惊吧。有钱的多了去了,没见谁两手送钱给花
街的寄你阿丝哈。送给scientology的就很多。
米国收这点税,也配称robbed 2 the bones啊,那社会主义国家都咋办?
NBA就些牲口,还不如打足球的壮来。
【在 B******1 的大作中提到】 : However : 1) Without a big brother as a policeman, all the other siblings run the risk : of loosing everything they earned or cherished. : 2) Without a big sister as a politician, all the other siblings would be : taxed to the bones by Uncle Sam or robbed by the genius from Wall Streets. : 3) Without a medical doctor or a pediatrician in the family, other relatives : and their young children would suffer unnecessary checkups and tests on top : of the excruciating pains. : 4) NBA -> Dad's dream : 5) Professor -> M
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c****e 发帖数: 2097 | 7
基本是八仙过海
【在 p*****m 的大作中提到】 : hahaha 4 girls 4 boys : : risk : relatives : top
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A**u 发帖数: 1534 | |
p*****m 发帖数: 2895 | 9 我的dream是娃能当歌星:)
【在 c****e 的大作中提到】 : 根据标题一定要长,正文一定要短的网络井绳 : 本无聊无知家长简单设想如下: : 老大培养成医生 : 如果有老二 : 就培养成厨子,或者restaurantier : 如果有老三 : 就培养成管理resort酒店的 : 大家补充,几个娃能摆平?
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c****e 发帖数: 2097 | 10 太有追求了
【在 A**u 的大作中提到】 : 俺希望俺家能出个牧师
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c****e 发帖数: 2097 | 11
千万别当歌星当成劳模,那时很杯具
【在 p*****m 的大作中提到】 : 我的dream是娃能当歌星:)
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i******m 发帖数: 2591 | 12 老大 - 外科
老二 - 内科
老三 - 眼科
老四 - 儿科
老五 - 皮肤科
老六 - 牙科
老七 - 妇产科
老八- 麻醉师
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【在 c****e 的大作中提到】 : 根据标题一定要长,正文一定要短的网络井绳 : 本无聊无知家长简单设想如下: : 老大培养成医生 : 如果有老二 : 就培养成厨子,或者restaurantier : 如果有老三 : 就培养成管理resort酒店的 : 大家补充,几个娃能摆平?
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c****e 发帖数: 2097 | 13 杨家姜
【在 i******m 的大作中提到】 : 老大 - 外科 : 老二 - 内科 : 老三 - 眼科 : 老四 - 儿科 : 老五 - 皮肤科 : 老六 - 牙科 : 老七 - 妇产科 : 老八- 麻醉师 : ........
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