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27. Table tennis -- It's cliche to poke fun at table tennis, so I won't go
that route.
26. Weightlifting -- I moved a few weeks ago. Being unable to lift heavy
things is not as difficult as it sounds.
25. Beach volleyball -- There's only one thing that's hard to do on the
beach and it ain't volleyball.
24. Shooting -- I'd call this guy a doofus but, you know, he's armed.
23. Badminton -- No such qualms with this dude.
22. Fencing -- Once you get to know a few pawn shop owners, it comes
naturally.
21. Volleyball -- On the bright side, opponents are trying to find free
space on the floor on which to land their spikes.
20. Track -- Fall early, fake an injury and then have your dad help you the
rest of the way. The Visa money will be rolling in in no time.
19. Cycling -- Track bikes have no brakes and the banks on the velodromes
look tough to handle. So I searched for "is riding on a velodrome hard?"
First hit says: "You can relax! Despite the way it looks and sounds, riding
a track is relatively easy and a lot of fun. " Definitive proof! No. 19 it
is.
18. Archery -- Any sport that allows competitors to wear that hat has to be
ranked low. Also, I don't think the Apollo spaceships that went to the moon
were as technologically advanced as these crossbows. Somewhere, on a page I'
ll never read, Katniss weeps.
17. Tennis --Sounds easy, until you have to return a 140-mph serve from Andy
Roddick.
16 . Handball -- Throughout history, this event has been dominated by the
Soviets/Russians and Yugoslavians/Croatians. That inherent toughness more
than makes up for France winning the gold in 2008.
15. Field hockey -- The ball is hard and the sticks come at you. Plus, the
skirt could be difficult for some men to pull off.
14. Soccer -- A football field is big so it'd be pretty easy to stay out of
the action. And if the ball does come your way, just fall down clutching
your shin. You'll fit right in.
13. Basketball -- You know who's really big and can barrel into you at full
speed in order to draw a foul: Basketball players.
12. Boxing.
11. Wrestling.
10. Taekwondo -- If this seems too low for three sports that involve you
getting hit in the face, you're probably right. But if you go full coward
and submit immediately, it'll be over quickly. They can't punch you when you
're on the ground, right?
9. Judo -- "A judo match is won by a score of ippon. Ippon can be scored by
a clean, forceful throw; by holding the opponent mainly on his back for 30
seconds, [...] or by submission to a strangle." -- The Complete Book of the
Olympics.
8. Swimming -- Fifty-meter pools are much longer in person than they are on
TV. They're even longer when you have to swim butterfly down to the other
end.
7. Rowing -- They get mad if you sit there and don't row. And, sure, the
coxswain seems like a cushy gig, but you have to yell loudly, keep in rhythm
to call the strokes and if you screw up -- the rest of the crew has big
sculls.
6. Modern Pentathlon -- The hardest part: Remembering which five sports to
compete in. (Shooting, swimming, running, riding and fencing.)
5. Sailing -- This isn't like taking a booze cruise off Montauk. Those booms
come out of nowhere.
4. Canoe/Kayak -- What you picture when you hear "canoe" or "kayak."
3. Water polo -- They dunk you without warning and throw elbows like Bill
Laimbeer. What goes on underwater stays underwater until it becomes a
massive hematoma 48 hours later.
2. Triathlon -- A mile swim in the open water, followed by a 25-mile bike
ride and a six-mile run. No snark, that's a lot of activity.
1. Equestrian -- Can you ride a horse? Me neither. | b********n
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