WHY GOD NEVER RECEIVED TENURE AT ANY UNIVERSITY
1. He had only one major publication.
2. It was in Hebrew.
3. It had no references.
4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal.
5. Some even doubt he wrote it himself.
6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he
done since then?
7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited.
8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating
his results.
9. He never applied to the Ethics Board for permission to us
