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w***m
发帖数: 10498
1
包子题(two at least):
A single father and his smart young boy lived in countryside and had quite
simple and peaceful life. The Christmas was coming, but the father was not
so happy about it because he didn't know how to cheer his son up. At the
time, his ex-wife called for meeting her son and having a dinner together as
a family. In the dinner table, his ex talked a lot. She shown off by
keeping saying how wonderful her new boyfriend is and so on.
The father was so upset and regret coming for dinner. The son read out the
mode of his dad. The little boy talked quiet but clearly. After that, the
mode of parents were totally switched over. The father became so happy.
What did the little boy say?
w****n
发帖数: 25644
2
没人顶呀,我来顶,呵呵
w***m
发帖数: 10498
3
呵呵,qq好快!不急不急,等两天给答案。

【在 w****n 的大作中提到】
: 没人顶呀,我来顶,呵呵
j*****r
发帖数: 106
4
昨天晚上一起吃饭的漂亮姐姐很怎么没来啊?

as

【在 w***m 的大作中提到】
: 包子题(two at least):
: A single father and his smart young boy lived in countryside and had quite
: simple and peaceful life. The Christmas was coming, but the father was not
: so happy about it because he didn't know how to cheer his son up. At the
: time, his ex-wife called for meeting her son and having a dinner together as
: a family. In the dinner table, his ex talked a lot. She shown off by
: keeping saying how wonderful her new boyfriend is and so on.
: The father was so upset and regret coming for dinner. The son read out the
: mode of his dad. The little boy talked quiet but clearly. After that, the
: mode of parents were totally switched over. The father became so happy.

l*******l
发帖数: 13923
5
他不是我亲爱的爸爸 --包子!

“What did the little boy say? ”

【在 w***m 的大作中提到】
: 包子题(two at least):
: A single father and his smart young boy lived in countryside and had quite
: simple and peaceful life. The Christmas was coming, but the father was not
: so happy about it because he didn't know how to cheer his son up. At the
: time, his ex-wife called for meeting her son and having a dinner together as
: a family. In the dinner table, his ex talked a lot. She shown off by
: keeping saying how wonderful her new boyfriend is and so on.
: The father was so upset and regret coming for dinner. The son read out the
: mode of his dad. The little boy talked quiet but clearly. After that, the
: mode of parents were totally switched over. The father became so happy.

h*********g
发帖数: 5713
6
“daddy, this aunt you are dating is worse than the one you dumped last
weekend”
w******0
发帖数: 3908
7
问题里面的前妻应该是这个孩子的妈妈.
"爸爸,我的新妈妈会来接我们吗?我好想她" :D
d******1
发帖数: 634
8
daddy,i am with u all the time
w***m
发帖数: 10498
9
以上的答案都挺好,不过还不能显示boy的聪明,也不够americanized。
继续把,包子涨到五个了!
d******1
发帖数: 634
10
I saw that bear。

【在 w***m 的大作中提到】
: 以上的答案都挺好,不过还不能显示boy的聪明,也不够americanized。
: 继续把,包子涨到五个了!

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o******t
发帖数: 4384
11
ahahahaha

【在 h*********g 的大作中提到】
: “daddy, this aunt you are dating is worse than the one you dumped last
: weekend”

w******0
发帖数: 3908
12
要americanized.那我猜小男孩说了句,"爸爸,阿姨/妈妈形容的这个男的不正是你的男
朋友吗? "LOL~

【在 w***m 的大作中提到】
: 以上的答案都挺好,不过还不能显示boy的聪明,也不够americanized。
: 继续把,包子涨到五个了!

C*****H
发帖数: 7927
13
NIU

【在 w******0 的大作中提到】
: 要americanized.那我猜小男孩说了句,"爸爸,阿姨/妈妈形容的这个男的不正是你的男
: 朋友吗? "LOL~

w***m
发帖数: 10498
14
这个要靠谱一些,如果事英文就两个包子了。这样吧,来一个。
但是,这还不是最好的。不太合little boy的心理。

【在 w******0 的大作中提到】
: 要americanized.那我猜小男孩说了句,"爸爸,阿姨/妈妈形容的这个男的不正是你的男
: 朋友吗? "LOL~

w***m
发帖数: 10498
15
提示一下,boy的话给mm的伤害还是很大的。这是为什么,他parents的mode会totally
turned to different direction。
d*******l
发帖数: 2889
16
mom, r u afraid of being dumped again?
d******1
发帖数: 634
17
Niu

【在 d*******l 的大作中提到】
: mom, r u afraid of being dumped again?
w******0
发帖数: 3908
18
dad, mom has found her new boyfriend so she won't bothering us anymore,
right? we've had enough..........
h*********g
发帖数: 5713
19
+1

【在 d*******l 的大作中提到】
: mom, r u afraid of being dumped again?
h*********g
发帖数: 5713
20
good one

【在 w******0 的大作中提到】
: dad, mom has found her new boyfriend so she won't bothering us anymore,
: right? we've had enough..........

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C***U
发帖数: 6529
21
boy said: mom, i wish you a MARRIED christmas and a happy new year...
w***m
发帖数: 10498
22
这个还不错,两个吧。

【在 d*******l 的大作中提到】
: mom, r u afraid of being dumped again?
e*******n
发帖数: 510
23
daddy,是那个前天被你睡过的男人吗?
w***m
发帖数: 10498
24
mm的这个,the mild word with soft tone won't piss his mom off.
一个吧。

【在 w******0 的大作中提到】
: dad, mom has found her new boyfriend so she won't bothering us anymore,
: right? we've had enough..........

w***m
发帖数: 10498
25
she won't be irritated.

【在 C***U 的大作中提到】
: boy said: mom, i wish you a MARRIED christmas and a happy new year...
C***U
发帖数: 6529
26

啊?以我自己的心理,如果有人对我这么说,我真的会很irritated的。

【在 w***m 的大作中提到】
: she won't be irritated.
w****a
发帖数: 6326
27
Mom doesn't consider my feeling while she is showing off her life without
anything related to me.
r******0
发帖数: 2753
28
So he is like dad before marrying u.
C***U
发帖数: 6529
29

来个狠的。
the boy said: mom, have you ever told him you have a great son and i have a
great dad?

【在 w***m 的大作中提到】
: she won't be irritated.
C*****H
发帖数: 7927
30
This is a good one, hahaha

【在 r******0 的大作中提到】
: So he is like dad before marrying u.
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C*****H
发帖数: 7927
31
I vote for this one, would upset the lady but was not too mean.

【在 r******0 的大作中提到】
: So he is like dad before marrying u.
C**********e
发帖数: 3957
32
Dad is my best boy friend ever after your left...
F***I
发帖数: 4170
33
what's answer? have waited for 2 days!!!!
w***m
发帖数: 10498
34
en,but it can be compromised if you are going to send me baozi,哈哈

【在 F***I 的大作中提到】
: what's answer? have waited for 2 days!!!!
w***m
发帖数: 10498
35
this one deserves one baozi!

【在 w****a 的大作中提到】
: Mom doesn't consider my feeling while she is showing off her life without
: anything related to me.

w***m
发帖数: 10498
36
good one! en, let me think about. how can he have this type of inference and
make such a judgement. I doubt.

【在 r******0 的大作中提到】
: So he is like dad before marrying u.
w***m
发帖数: 10498
37
Meiniu is really a good mm.

【在 C***U 的大作中提到】
:
: 来个狠的。
: the boy said: mom, have you ever told him you have a great son and i have a
: great dad?

w***m
发帖数: 10498
38
but his nick name sounds like 3mm, 4mm, 5mm, which I don't like.

【在 C*****H 的大作中提到】
: This is a good one, hahaha
w***m
发帖数: 10498
39
your persistence deserves one!

a

【在 C***U 的大作中提到】
:
: 来个狠的。
: the boy said: mom, have you ever told him you have a great son and i have a
: great dad?

w***m
发帖数: 10498
40
en,,, didn't get.

【在 C**********e 的大作中提到】
: Dad is my best boy friend ever after your left...
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C**********e
发帖数: 3957
41
omg, do you speak english...

【在 w***m 的大作中提到】
: en,,, didn't get.
w***m
发帖数: 10498
42
a little! I meant that I didn't get who is supposed to be who in your
sentence.

【在 C**********e 的大作中提到】
: omg, do you speak english...
w***m
发帖数: 10498
43
en, your persistence deserves more.
but I can't hear a clear cutoff line which makes daddy being very happy and
mom very sad.
a lot of clever talk in the real world, simple but powerful.
r******0
发帖数: 2753
44
"So he is just like dad before marrying u, wonderful and blind."
You know, kind of like, he is so wonderful that you want to be with him and
he is also so blind that he wants to be with you.
I think this is too mean for a boy to say to his own mother. But worth a try
for baozi. :-)

and

【在 w***m 的大作中提到】
: good one! en, let me think about. how can he have this type of inference and
: make such a judgement. I doubt.

w***m
发帖数: 10498
45
yes, like I said, your persistence deserves more than just baozi.
however, the interpretation of the words 'wonderful and blind labeling that
guy' in the sentence won't make such influence to his dad and mom as you
expected. I understand what is your point, but the results is not what you
expected.
try more please!

and
try

【在 r******0 的大作中提到】
: "So he is just like dad before marrying u, wonderful and blind."
: You know, kind of like, he is so wonderful that you want to be with him and
: he is also so blind that he wants to be with you.
: I think this is too mean for a boy to say to his own mother. But worth a try
: for baozi. :-)
:
: and

l*****d
发帖数: 1948
46
boy says:"daddy, can Santa bring me a new mom?"

as

【在 w***m 的大作中提到】
: 包子题(two at least):
: A single father and his smart young boy lived in countryside and had quite
: simple and peaceful life. The Christmas was coming, but the father was not
: so happy about it because he didn't know how to cheer his son up. At the
: time, his ex-wife called for meeting her son and having a dinner together as
: a family. In the dinner table, his ex talked a lot. She shown off by
: keeping saying how wonderful her new boyfriend is and so on.
: The father was so upset and regret coming for dinner. The son read out the
: mode of his dad. The little boy talked quiet but clearly. After that, the
: mode of parents were totally switched over. The father became so happy.

w***m
发帖数: 10498
47
good one! baozi two!

【在 l*****d 的大作中提到】
: boy says:"daddy, can Santa bring me a new mom?"
:
: as

l*******l
发帖数: 13923
48
不够狠,看来LZ希望更离奇滴 :-p
you are a bitch! I want to kick his ball LOL 包子包子!

a

【在 C***U 的大作中提到】
:
: 来个狠的。
: the boy said: mom, have you ever told him you have a great son and i have a
: great dad?

w***m
发帖数: 10498
49
yours is too strong to be with a sense of humor in it, so no baozi.
Please try again!

【在 l*******l 的大作中提到】
: 不够狠,看来LZ希望更离奇滴 :-p
: you are a bitch! I want to kick his ball LOL 包子包子!
:
: a

l*******l
发帖数: 13923
50
包子啊,不是金元宝哎1
ok try again - dad, why don't you tell mom how wonderful your girlfriend is?
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w****a
发帖数: 6326
51
报告一下没收到包子。
m*****g
发帖数: 12253
52
都没收到,鄙视楼主,哈哈

【在 w****a 的大作中提到】
: 报告一下没收到包子。
s**********u
发帖数: 11996
53
The boy said:" Some people just like to brag about something that they don't
have." 发包子给我!发包子给我!
h*********g
发帖数: 5713
54
the boy said:"mppmzx" :)
w***m
发帖数: 10498
55
呵呵,求解释"mppmzx"?

【在 h*********g 的大作中提到】
: the boy said:"mppmzx" :)
w***m
发帖数: 10498
56
啥包裹?

【在 w****a 的大作中提到】
: 报告一下没收到包子。
w***m
发帖数: 10498
57
收到啥了?

【在 m*****g 的大作中提到】
: 都没收到,鄙视楼主,哈哈
w***m
发帖数: 10498
58
ok, baozi one though it doesn't really sound like a little boys' tone.

't

【在 s**********u 的大作中提到】
: The boy said:" Some people just like to brag about something that they don't
: have." 发包子给我!发包子给我!

w***m
发帖数: 10498
59
以上答案都挺好,但是还不是real one。晚上另贴公布real one。
还有时间,大家继续。公布了以后再给答案就不算了。谢谢。
h*********g
发帖数: 5713
60
mom was bragging, so the boy doubted it and said the very popular words on
mitbbs,
"mei pian pian, mei zhen xiang"
lol

【在 w***m 的大作中提到】
: 呵呵,求解释"mppmzx"?
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w***m
发帖数: 10498
61
I see! it's not convincing without facts.

【在 h*********g 的大作中提到】
: mom was bragging, so the boy doubted it and said the very popular words on
: mitbbs,
: "mei pian pian, mei zhen xiang"
: lol

c****b
发帖数: 195
62
爸爸,我给新妈妈准备的圣诞礼物一会可以去送给她吗?
t*******r
发帖数: 930
63
都三天了,明天再不揭晓答案就没机会了
m***8
发帖数: 7797
64
the boy said: Christmas is a family thing, and we are a family since u(mom)
is spending it with us.
-- 这个只是能让老爸高兴。
w***m
发帖数: 10498
65
very good one! just one baozi because boy talked in Chinese which isn't true.

【在 c****b 的大作中提到】
: 爸爸,我给新妈妈准备的圣诞礼物一会可以去送给她吗?
w***m
发帖数: 10498
66
haha, 这就来了。

【在 t*******r 的大作中提到】
: 都三天了,明天再不揭晓答案就没机会了
w***m
发帖数: 10498
67
恩,you made one side happy, so one baozi!

)

【在 m***8 的大作中提到】
: the boy said: Christmas is a family thing, and we are a family since u(mom)
: is spending it with us.
: -- 这个只是能让老爸高兴。

w***m
发帖数: 10498
68
ok, no more playing underneath! Answer is out in another post.
Thanks to all for being supportive and helpful. Have a great holiday season!
s*******h
发帖数: 215
69
Hi, Daddy, your girlfriend is coming at the door.
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