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发帖数: 8927 | 1 (1) The funniest joke in the world:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls
to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in
his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He
gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can
help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s vo | j****1
发帖数: 15497 | | f******w
发帖数: 10267 | 3 haha, someone has stolen our tent! | B****2
发帖数: 8892 | 4 The funniest so far Today in Shaanxi on Mitbbs。 | p**********r
发帖数: 3581 | 5 许多年前在FL听过红脖子的版本。
贡献一个同时听到的，
Famous last word for rednecks is, "Now, watch this!"
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【在 W**********r 的大作中提到】
: (1) The funniest joke in the world:
: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls
: to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in
: his head.
: The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He
: gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
: The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can
: help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
: There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s vo
| wh
发帖数: 141625 | 6 看过。我记得第二个笑话有个类似的，好像说男女的不同思维，男的喜欢这样那样地分
析，女的一针见血。我回头找找看。
in
He
【在 W**********r 的大作中提到】
: (1) The funniest joke in the world:
: A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls
: to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in
: his head.
: The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He
: gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
: The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can
: help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
: There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s vo
| wh
发帖数: 141625 | 7 找到了，就是把holmes/watson替换成woman/man.
【在 wh 的大作中提到】
: 看过。我记得第二个笑话有个类似的，好像说男女的不同思维，男的喜欢这样那样地分
: 析，女的一针见血。我回头找找看。
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