You've never met any celebrities.
Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the
highway.
"Vacation" means driving through Arnold or going to Six Flags.
You've seen all the biggest bands ten years after they were popular.
You measure distance in minutes.
"Down south" to you means Tennessee.
You know several people who have hit a deer.
You think Missouri is spelled with an "a" at the end.
Your school classes were canceled because of cold.
Your school classes were canceled
