a*******r
发帖数: 3452 | 1 This is sent to remind skiers how to prepare for the ski season and to
remind non-skiers why they do not ski.
10. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for
half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.
9. Go to the nearest hockey rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your
ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you
are looking for your car.
8. For ski boot simulation at home, put a pebble in your street shoes and
tighten a C-clamp around your toes.
7. Buy a pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.
6. Go to McDonald's and insist on paying $6. 50 for a hamburger. Be sure to
wait in the longest line.
5. Clip a lift ticket to the zipper of your jacket and ride a motorcycle
fast enough to make the ticket lacerate your face.
4. Drive slowly for five hours - anywhere - as long as it's in a snowstorm
and you're following an 18 wheeler.
3. Fill a blender with ice, hit the pulse button and let the spray blast
your face. You'd almost believe you're skiing in front of a snowmaker!
2. Dress up in as many clothes as you can and then proceed to take them off
because you have to go to the bathroom.
1. Repeat all of the above every Saturday and Sunday.
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Sometimes, we are just like smokers who could not quit smoking besides all
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z**r
发帖数: 17771 | 2 good one
【在 a*******r 的大作中提到】
: This is sent to remind skiers how to prepare for the ski season and to
: remind non-skiers why they do not ski.
: 10. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for
: half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.
: 9. Go to the nearest hockey rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your
: ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you
: are looking for your car.
: 8. For ski boot simulation at home, put a pebble in your street shoes and
: tighten a C-clamp around your toes.
: 7. Buy a pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.
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d*********e
发帖数: 3835 | |
d*********e
发帖数: 876 | 4 Love it, true to the bone!
【在 a*******r 的大作中提到】
: This is sent to remind skiers how to prepare for the ski season and to
: remind non-skiers why they do not ski.
: 10. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for
: half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.
: 9. Go to the nearest hockey rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your
: ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you
: are looking for your car.
: 8. For ski boot simulation at home, put a pebble in your street shoes and
: tighten a C-clamp around your toes.
: 7. Buy a pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.
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O****e
发帖数: 3290 | 5 哈哈，太有想象力了。
俺来点个人的现实体验吧，今天滑完雪脚趾又冻伤了，开车回家的路上那个叫疼啊，爷
爷奶奶爹妈上帝叫了个遍，当着儿子的面。 |
x*******g
发帖数: 3602 | 6 想看最后一句的录像...
【在 O****e 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈，太有想象力了。
: 俺来点个人的现实体验吧，今天滑完雪脚趾又冻伤了，开车回家的路上那个叫疼啊，爷
: 爷奶奶爹妈上帝叫了个遍，当着儿子的面。
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k***z
发帖数: 3522 | 7 //comfort
为啥会冻伤？袜子不够厚？
【在 O****e 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈，太有想象力了。
: 俺来点个人的现实体验吧，今天滑完雪脚趾又冻伤了，开车回家的路上那个叫疼啊，爷
: 爷奶奶爹妈上帝叫了个遍，当着儿子的面。
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s********y
发帖数: 660 | 8 周日确实很冷，不过很难想象脚趾怎么冻伤的。鞋太小？
【在 O****e 的大作中提到】
: 哈哈，太有想象力了。
: 俺来点个人的现实体验吧，今天滑完雪脚趾又冻伤了，开车回家的路上那个叫疼啊，爷
: 爷奶奶爹妈上帝叫了个遍，当着儿子的面。
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O****e
发帖数: 3290 | 9 靴子的问题，已经困扰我好多年了，上周刚换了新的liner，周六还让店里把几个hot
spots给expand了一下，周日穿着的感觉其实还挺好，没想到还是给冻伤了，看来还是
整体偏紧了点。
【在 k***z 的大作中提到】
: //comfort
: 为啥会冻伤？袜子不够厚？
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O****e
发帖数: 3290 | 10 这个嘛，是不会给你有机会看到的了，哈哈。
【在 x*******g 的大作中提到】
: 想看最后一句的录像...
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O****e
发帖数: 3290 | 11 嗯，你可能说对了。
【在 s********y 的大作中提到】
: 周日确实很冷，不过很难想象脚趾怎么冻伤的。鞋太小？
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a*******r
发帖数: 3452 | 12 还有可能是他的脚趾头和焦仲卿妻的手指头一样细长，“指如削葱根”，不冻才怪。
【在 k***z 的大作中提到】
: //comfort
: 为啥会冻伤？袜子不够厚？
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k***z
发帖数: 3522 | 13 你的靴子穿多久了？
我lg当时也是靴子买的正好，头一个season非常紧，第二个season才算是break in
【在 O****e 的大作中提到】
: 嗯，你可能说对了。
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O****e
发帖数: 3290 | 14 靴子有年头了，不过新换的liner可能需要重新break in.
【在 k***z 的大作中提到】
: 你的靴子穿多久了？
: 我lg当时也是靴子买的正好，头一个season非常紧，第二个season才算是break in
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O****e
发帖数: 3290 | 15 哈哈，俺给换几个字：指如铁鹰爪。
【在 a*******r 的大作中提到】
: 还有可能是他的脚趾头和焦仲卿妻的手指头一样细长，“指如削葱根”，不冻才怪。
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k***z
发帖数: 3522 | 16 不如换一双新boots, :)
【在 O****e 的大作中提到】
: 靴子有年头了，不过新换的liner可能需要重新break in.
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e*******e
发帖数: 1837 | 17 Lol...
【在 a*******r 的大作中提到】
: This is sent to remind skiers how to prepare for the ski season and to
: remind non-skiers why they do not ski.
: 10. Visit your local butcher and pay $30 to sit in the walk-in freezer for
: half an hour. Afterwards, burn two $50 dollar bills to warm up.
: 9. Go to the nearest hockey rink and walk across the ice 20 times in your
: ski boots carrying two pairs of skis, accessory bag and poles. Pretend you
: are looking for your car.
: 8. For ski boot simulation at home, put a pebble in your street shoes and
: tighten a C-clamp around your toes.
: 7. Buy a pair of gloves and immediately throw one away.
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O****e
发帖数: 3290 | 18 这个时候可选的model可能已经不多了，而且还在想进一副carving ski thanks to
Devilsponge,靴子 明年再说吧， 反正今年脚指已经彻底废了。
【在 k***z 的大作中提到】
: 不如换一双新boots, :)
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