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r*********e
发帖数: 29495 | 1 Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli is evidently having as much trouble
parking his car as he has putting on a bib, as it has been revealed that his
luxury Maserati has been impounded 27 times since his arrival in England.
A report in the Sun has claimed that Balotelli has racked up nearly 10,000 i
n fines, with an average of three parking tickets per day arriving due to hi
s lack of parking nous.
A report in the Sun has claimed that Balotelli has racked up nearly 10,0
00 in fines, with an average of three parking tickets per day arriving due t
o his lack of parking nous.
A source at the club told the paper: "Mario will drive from his luxury apart
ment to a restaurant a few streets away and leave the car on double yellows.
The other week the Maserati misfired so he just abandoned it. Staff have ha
d to bail it out 27 times.
"The valet the club uses empties the glove box of tickets every time he clea
ns it. Mario doesn't seem to care. It's a drop in the ocean to him.
"Mario was pulled over by the police and he had 25,000 cash on the passe
nger seat. They asked him why and he said, 'Because I can'. He doesn't care
much for authority
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发帖数: 53215 | 2 这没啥奇怪的，你去神马三番扭腰，一天吃30张都不奇怪
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【在 r*********e 的大作中提到】
: Manchester City striker Mario Balotelli is evidently having as much trouble
: parking his car as he has putting on a bib, as it has been revealed that his
: luxury Maserati has been impounded 27 times since his arrival in England.
: A report in the Sun has claimed that Balotelli has racked up nearly 10,000 i
: n fines, with an average of three parking tickets per day arriving due to hi
: s lack of parking nous.
: A report in the Sun has claimed that Balotelli has racked up nearly 10,0
: 00 in fines, with an average of three parking tickets per day arriving due t
: o his lack of parking nous.
: A source at the club told the paper: "Mario will drive from his luxury apart
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发帖数: 68029 | | y****t
发帖数: 9189 | 4 我去过十几次了，一张都没有吃到。当然我是坐bus去的。
【在 b*****e 的大作中提到】
: 这没啥奇怪的，你去神马三番扭腰，一天吃30张都不奇怪
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