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The federal government is sending each of us a $600 rebate.
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奔了奔了,太冷清了。
今天不说BP, 大家来玩一个角色扮演
为什么我坚持不住自己的原则
FED出来安抚市场了
HEAT 要反转?
印度阿三guilty!!
拿到绿卡的人数
NUAN又创新高了
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This is indeed a very exciting stimulus program, and I'll explain it by
using a Q & A format:
Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
Q.. Where will the government get this money ?
A. From taxpayers.
Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
A. Only a smidgen of it.
Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV
set, thus stimulating the economy.
Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
A. Shut up.
Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by
spending your stimulus check wisely:
* If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to
China or Sri Lanka .
* If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.
* If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China
.
* If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico,
Honduras and Guatemala ..
* If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea.
* If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan.
* If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to
management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
Instead, keep the money in America by:
1) Spending it at yard sales, or
2) Going to ball games, or
3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
4) Beer or
5) Tattoos.
(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )
Conclusion: Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a
yard
sale and drink beer all day !
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有啥和古巴相关的公司?
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Chinese Exports Return to Growth
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