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发帖数: 7132 | 1 ZZ老外最精彩的一句话网络笑话
1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I
stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not
screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and
beat you with experience.
4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
5、If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...
6、The early bird might get t | e******u
发帖数: 6296 | 2 We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.
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