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发帖数: 6791 | 1 One day, Jesus and the Devil were having a discussion about who was best, so
God suggested a typing competition. So God sat them down at two computers,
one each, and told them to type up an article written on a piece of paper.
The first to complete the typing would win.
Anyway, both Jesus and the Devil were typing away frantically, when there
was a power cut and both computers switched off. Their typing work had
disappeared from the two screens.
When the power was restored, and the computers re-booted, Jesus's work re-
appeared on his screen, but the Devil could get nothing back and had lost
all his work. So Jesus was declared the winner. The Devil complained
bitterly to God saying that it wasn't fair at all and demanded a rematch,
but God said,
"Stop whinging Satan, you know why Jesus got his work back - everyone knows
"JESUS SAVES!" |
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